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Declaration Of My Asset..... by witnezHD(m): 10:47am On Sep 09, 2015 |
DECLARATION OF MY ASSETS
Since the president and his vice have
declared their assets, it is very
important that I also
declare mine too as a good citizen
1. One DVD player
2. 5 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4. No Son, No daughter
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Four shoes.
7. One bed
8. Big of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One spoilt Blackberry
11. Two facebook accounts
12. One wristwatch
13. One set of spoons
14. One reading lamp
15. One stove
16. Ten cups of rice
17. One Nokia charger
18. Three collections of Rihanna
19. Over 50 besties
20. N30 @ Access Bank, and N 0.37k
@Keystone Bank & 7 invalid atm
cards.
21. 20 dead copies of Winasbet slips 1 Like |
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