So let’s have eight players joint-second
and two squeezing onto the winner’s
podium. Bit snug up there. They don’t
seem so fast when we put them in a
confined space. Let’s do this. See the top ten below.
.= Maicon (Livorno) 95 The Livorno right-wing back is a
speeding bullet and, unlike his
namesake, would be able to match
Gareth Bale for pace. That’s a bit of a
spoiler. Spoiler alert. Too late.
...Salif Dianda (Ternana) 95 Plying his trade in Serie B with
Ternana, 27-year-old midfielder Salif
Dianda hasn’t escaped the radar of
those massive EA Sports eyeballs.
.= Ernest Asant (Stabæk Fotball) 95 Being Ernest is important because his
team need his pace, we reckon. The
Ghanaian right winger sets the flank
on fire in Norway
. = Jürgen Damm (Tigres U.A.N.L.) 95 The hottest thing to come out of
Mexico since jalapenos, Jurgen Damm
is a 22-year-old winger renowned for
his speed. A move to Europe is surely
in the pipeline.
.-= Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
(Borussia Dortmund) 95 The Gabonese striker has honed his
game in the last year to become a key
player for Dortmund. His pace is
perfect for their counter-attacking
game.
.= Victor Ibarbo (Watford) 95 On a season-long loan at Watford,
Victor Ibarbo could be a real threat in
the Premier League. The goal-shy
Hornets will be hoping their deadline
day signing can fire them to safety.
.= Inaki Williams (Athletic Bilbao)
95 Inaki Williams is sure to be a star of the
future at Athletic Club. The 21-year-old
scored a consolation goal in the Copa
Del Rey final against Barcelona last
season.
.= Gareth Bale (Real Madrid) 95 The player that springs to mind
whenever anyone mentions fast
footballers has missed out on top spot.
Luckily for Gareth Bale, he’s also good
at crossing, shooting, winning cup
finals…
.= Mathis Bolly (Fortuna
Dusseldorf) 96 All you need to know about Mathis
Bolly, Fortuna Dusseldorf’s 24-year-
old jet engine, is that there’s a
YouTube video about him called
‘Fastest Player Ever’. Watch it below.
.= Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 96 He hasn’t quite turned into the striker
many thought he would but nobody
can ever take Theo Walcott’s speed
away from him. Except maybe a nasty
defender. Hopefully that doesn’t happen. Walcott
has been playing professional football
for ten years so he will look to utilise
his pace before it fades. Then again, tell that to Arjen Robben!
Wait, he’s not on the list. Oh. Walcott’s
Arsenal teammate Hector Bellerin
might be a bit miffed at this list.

Messi and Ronaldo didn't make it?

ask4bk:
Messi and Ronaldo didn't make it?

are they the only players on earth? must they make every list? mtcheew

sweetboiy:
are they the only players on earth? must they make every list? mtcheew

Oga no be fight na.

They are both fast players in real life too, despite OBVIOUSLY being the 2 best players in the universe.

So I'm not wrong to ask