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The Carpenter(joke) by joewizzy247: 11:36am On Sep 10, 2015 |
My dad was in one church last
sunday. After the preaching, the
pastor announced, "If you are
worshipping with us for the first time
in this church you are welcome,
please stand up cause you are so special to us.'' My dad stood up. The
pastor added, ''The whole church will
like to know your name." My dad
said, ''My name is Alexander Akpe
but you can just call me Alex. The
congregation clapped. The pastor yelled, ''Praise thy Lord!''. The
congregation answered,
''Halleluyah!. The pastor said to my
dad, ''Mr Alex, do you have any
prayer request you want the church
to pray for you?''. ''Yes sir!'', My dad replied, ''The church should help me
pray that God should promote my
carpenter business in this church
more than how he promoted it in my
former church.'' The congregation
shouted, ''Aaaaammmmmeeeeeeennnnn!''.
The pastor said, ''Church, I want you
to use the whole of your strength to
pray for Brother Alex's carpenter
business. Pray that God should
promote his business in this church.'' The pastor started speaking in
tongues, ''Mara bosha ri bi!''. Thus,
says the Lord, listen, your business
shall sell in this church more than
where you are coming from a million
times.'' The congregation shouted, ''Aaammeeeeeennnn!!!''. The pastor
said, ''Mr Alex, open your eyes, your
prayer has been answered! You left
your former church because the
business was not selling very well,
abi?''. ''Yes Pastor! Like I said before, I am a carpenter and I deal on coffin
selling. Initially, my business was
selling fine in my former church
because they were patronising me.
As the number of death kept
increasing in the church, my business was growing because they
were buying all the coffins from me.
But after some time, there was a
deliverance service in the church
and members stopped dying. It
really affected my business. That was why I had to leave the church to
search for greener pasture here. The
congregation screamed in surprise,
''Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!''.
The pastor screamed, ''Mr Alex, it
will not work for you here! You are not welcome here. I bind you, I
rebuke you. Get out of our church!.'' |
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