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a mistress,a hooker and a wife by Nobody: 3:34pm On Oct 27, 2005
What's the difference between a
mistress, a hooker, and a wife?

Mistress says: "Are you done already?"

Hooker says: "Aren't you done yet?"

Wife says: "Beige, I think I'll paint
the ceiling beige..."
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by omogenaija(f): 10:09pm On Jun 18, 2006
undecided undecided undecided
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by princesa(f): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2008
double undecided undecided undecided
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by clemcykul(f): 5:14pm On Jun 10, 2008
anoda humourless joke.
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by krama(m): 6:57am On Jun 11, 2008
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by beemex(m): 5:53pm On Jul 24, 2008
Hey guys! we are tired of all these stale jokes on nairaland, if u don't have anything new and funny, spare us the stress of trying to read ur jokes. why don't u just relax and enjoy other people's joke? Nothing says that u must post a joke, u could go to properties, politics and post whatever there Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by kayemjay(m): 1:34pm On Jul 25, 2008
i second that
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by akinsadeez(m): 1:37pm On Jul 25, 2008
@beemex
  I totally second you on that.I mean, what sort of a f***ing joke is this?
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by princesa(f): 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2008
beats me o! angry
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by MissyB1(m): 4:50pm On Jul 30, 2008
LOL
So much for posting a joke!
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by MrInfo1(m): 4:56pm On Jul 30, 2008
princesa:

beat me o! angry

Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by princesa(f): 5:14pm On Jul 30, 2008
info u try grin angry
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by MrInfo1(m): 5:35pm On Jul 30, 2008
Ok  OK no more koboko, fight me like a man you essa princess
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by princesa(f): 5:47pm On Jul 30, 2008
except for one thing am not a man

but i know how ladies fight men wink
will get back to you
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by MrInfo1(m): 7:22pm On Jul 30, 2008
Please don't chicken out yet, remember aftermath we gone try romance
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Jul 31, 2008
not a bad idea
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by chioya(f): 9:00am On Jul 31, 2008
romance in joke section na wa oh lipsrsealed
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by MrInfo1(m): 9:05am On Jul 31, 2008
clems, bless you wink
Re: a mistress,a hooker and a wife by MrInfo1(m): 9:07am On Jul 31, 2008
Chioya, wait for ur turn undecided

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