BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claimed that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family. According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in lenght every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapons except it bites itself.
Surprising huh
Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed, but researches are still on going to discover new methodologies this snake can be killed. This is d most deadly and most poisonous snake in d history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia torch light mobile phone under game options, snake xenzia. Thanks for carefully and patiently reading though, its just to put smile on someones face. Happy Weekend o!!!

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