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MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by smsshola(m): 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
For all the attention they direct below the belt,
most men actually know very little about their
joysticks. Here’s the knowledge you need to keep
yours healthy, strong, and ready for action-for
life.

1. Every p*nis was a clitoris. Every p*nis in the
womb starts as a clitoris before hormones ‘s*x’
the brain of the to-be male. The man-hood
retains the mark of its female heritage: its dark
underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as
the raphe, which runs from scrotum to anus, are
remnants of the fusion of the vaginal lips.

2. joysticks used to have spines. Though they were
lost before Neanderthals and modern humans
diverged. Scientists are still not quite certain of
their purpose, but they speculate that it
apparently quickened the pace of an erection and
is more common in promiscuous species (such
as cats).

3. Fetuses can have erections! Male fetuses can
have erection during the third trimester, according
to ultrasound scans.

4. No brain is necessary for ejaculation: the order
to release comes from the spinal cord, not the
brain.

5. King of ancient tribes ate p*nises: In ancient
tribes, the king would often eat the p*nis of his
predecessor to apparently absorb his holy power.
This practice was allegedly banned by the ancient
Hebrews.

6. Testifying on testicles: In pre-biblical times,
men would swear on their own p*nises. The word
“testify” is derived from a Roman legal practice of
swearing on one’s testicles. The word “man-
hood” comes from the Latin word for “tail”.

7. “Shaved” guardians in Muslim empires: In great
Muslim empires, there would be a guardian
assigned to each harem’s bed. The guardians had
to be “shaved,” which meant having his testicles
and p*nis removed.

8. King Fatefehi of Tonga: between the years of
1770 and 1784, he apparently deflowered 37,800
women.

9. Diphallus is a rare condition that affects one in
5-6 million males. It’s when a man is born with
two p*nises. Unfortunately, it’s rare that both are
fully functional, and it often comes in tandem with
other deformities that also require surgery.

10. P*nises can actually break: Every year,
hundreds of men break their erect p*nis,
researchers say. Most do so during “violent
intercourse.” But there are also cases where men
snap their member – indeed, specialists note that
such incidents are accompanied by an audible
crack – by falling out of bed with an erection. The
cure for a broken man-hood? Six weeks of bed
rest with a man-hood splint.

11. Smoking can shorten your man-hood by as
much as a centimeter. Erections are all about
good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood
vessels, stifling erectile circulation.

12. The foreskin has an abundance of Langerhans
cells, which are immune cells that are infiltrated
by HIV. This may explain why circumcised men in
Africa have a 60% lower rate of HIV infection from
heterosexual intercourse.

13. A healthy male averages 11 erections per day-
nine of them while asleep. After ejaculating, it can
take him anywhere from two minutes to two
weeks to achieve another erection.

14. From shower to grower: On average, a limp
man-hood will increase in volume 300% when it is
erect. It will also contain more than eight to ten
times its normal amount of blood.

15. Jonah Falcon, a 42-years-old man with a 9-
inch man-hood (22.86 cm; 13.5 inches, or over
34 cm when hard). He’s the man with the world’s
largest p*nis.

16. Animals with the biggest and smallest
p*nises: the Blue Whale is the animal with the
biggest recorded p*nis to date, at 8 feet (over 2
m) long. The adult male elephant has the biggest
recorded p*nis for land animals, at 6 feet (1.8288
m, and S-shaped when erect). And coming in with
the smallest man-hood is the shrew, at .2 inches
(0.5 cm).

17. Koro, a culture-specific syndrome, where a
man (or a woman) is overcome with a debilitating
fear that his p*nis (or her nipples) is shrinking
and will eventually disappear. Interestingly, this
fear is borne out of no real proof or evidence. It
is also known as “man-hood panic” and has been
said to provoke mass hysteria.

18. Semen can cure depression: Apparently,
semen contains chemicals that elevate mood,
increase affection, induce sleep, and contain at
least three antidepressants. It also contains
cortisol, which is known to increase affection; as
well as estrone, which elevates mood; oxytocin,
which also elevates mood; thyrotropin-releasing
hormone, which is another antidepressant;
melatonin, which is a sleep aid; and serotonin,
which is a well-known antidepressant
neurotransmitter.

I hope I add anoda information to u concerning what u know about ur p.....ni....s.
www.informationng.com/2014/01/men-read-18-facts-you-didnt-know-about-the-pnis-18.html
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by IamAtribalist: 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
cool

9 inch can never be the record. Because am walking around with a 10.5 inch. What the faack are you talking about?

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Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Nobody: 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
undecided
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by rawpadgin(m): 8:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
IamAtribalist:
cool

9 inch can never be the record. Because am walking around with a 10.5 inch. What the faack are you talking about?
lie Muhammad

with that ciggerette wen u carry between ur legs cheesy

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Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Orichie: 11:09pm On Sep 11, 2015
Wow! Well packaged...xo cool
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by abokikhalifa: 11:31pm On Sep 11, 2015
na who this thing don help?
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by braintext(m): 12:24am On Sep 12, 2015
Interesting
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by lmm4real: 12:57am On Sep 12, 2015
go on doing stop.
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Nobody: 5:10am On Sep 12, 2015
Next story please.. .?
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Harvard13(m): 6:33am On Sep 12, 2015
break the leg of every female that nears dis thread. errrm, what else. dat whale dick sha
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Nobody: 7:22am On Sep 12, 2015
is okay,
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Haywhymido(m): 9:28am On Sep 12, 2015
E go surprise u sey many ladies if nt all will enter dis thread. Even after they av seen d MEN ONLY sign.
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Hugo7(m): 9:48am On Sep 12, 2015
......#booked
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Emmaesty(f): 1:37pm On Sep 12, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Nobody: 1:56pm On Sep 12, 2015
smsshola:


3. Fetuses can have erections! Male fetuses can
have erection during the third trimester, according
to ultrasound scans.l

This shows that no be today konji don dey worry man.
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Nobody: 3:25pm On Sep 12, 2015
rawpadgin:
lie Muhammad
with that ciggerette wen u carry between ur legs cheesy
lol.@ cigarrette p***s. chai u wicket ooo
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Nobody: 3:25pm On Sep 12, 2015
rawpadgin:
lie Muhammad
with that ciggerette wen u carry between ur legs cheesy
lol.@ cigarrette p***s. chai u wicket ooo
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by b3llo(m): 4:38pm On Sep 12, 2015
hmmm... waiting for that of the vag.ina
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by ennon92(m): 5:52pm On Sep 12, 2015
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Aka man's third leg been causing havoc since 0.01bc
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by godofwar666(m): 6:21pm On Sep 12, 2015
Was wondering how whales are fvcking each other
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Asito(m): 6:24pm On Sep 12, 2015
Emmaesty:
grin grin grin
clearly, PENIISES excite you.
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Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by sogoisrael(m): 10:53pm On Sep 12, 2015
I love the fluid part, so ladies should take it more with their mouth, cos I believe there is no happy woman
Re: MEN ONLY Pls: 18 Facts You Didn ’t Know About The P * Nis (18 +). by Israel5(m): 12:17am On Sep 13, 2015
SINEP gist!

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