If u have broken a girl's heart before, this is the kind of question u will get from her brother who is a programmer.

Bros abeg, if u answer this 10 questions i will leave u to go free.

1. Write an IF conditional statement of how you can get a new Girlfriend after u have used my sister.

2. Using javascript, alert what went wrong b4 u broke her heart, make reference of her fun time with you, using myex-fun-time-with-me.js

3. Using PHP While Loop, echo out the things you have bought for her and use an IF statement to replace anyone she had lost using the str_replace(); function.

4. With CSS, design what u will acheive from other girls.css if u import them into ur life.

5. Using mySQL database, create 2 Tables and 1) design her monthly salary she will be getting from you for good 2 years and name the table myExMonthlySalary, 2) design another Table mySisterStmtOfAcct that u will give to me for monthly inspection.

6. Using Microsoft Visual Basic, create a form, put a command button and a textbox there, in the design view write "I Love You" in d textbox, write a code such that when u run it, and u click on the command button, it will wipe of the textbox, meaning that ur love has wiped off.

7. Using Adobe Fireworks, import all the pictures u took with her, design d pictures such that 2 of u are fighting each other, re-print the pictures, make frames of them and keep them on the walls of ur house.

8. With the help of a well described sketch diagram on paper, design how u will build ur next relationship and make it dynamic such that if any quarrel happens it should be stored in d database.

9. Design a static website using HTML, in the meta tag image, put ur picture, in a meta tag description, put this
"I am wicked because i broke my girlfrnd's heart and i'm happy abt it, my name is David! "
and put a facebook, twitter, google and whatsApp share button and share it to ur facebook and twitter profile.

10. Lastly a very simple one, create an Android Application name it wicked_david.apk, program all the steps above and put it on play store and Blackberry World.


&sql = mysql_query ( " SELECT * FROM failureToDoThem " ) or die( ) ;

the nice me : Hmmmm.... I think it's time to propose to her...


the i don't give a darm me : why the hell will her brother get involved when i haven't proposed yet..
And by the way, if i ain't happy in the relationship then i just gotta [size=20pt]QUIT[/size]