Emeka and Akpors lived close to each other. One day Emeka started an argument and the following is what transpired between them.
Emeka: You be fool, you no sabi anything.
Akpors: Ahhh…haba guy, you harsh oo.
Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and you see two light for road, na wetin be dat?
Akpors: Na motor be that na!
Emeka: Ehen, but which kind? Mercedes Benz, Peugeot or Lexus?
Akpors: I no come know dat one,oh!
Emeka: You see am? Anyway, second proof. Na night, you see one light for road. Na wetin be dat?
Akpors: Na okada!
Emeka: Ehen, which one? Suzuki, Yamaha or Kawasaki?
Akpors: Ahh….how I suppose to know?
Emeka: You see am? I don show you say you be fool.
Akpors: Na wa 4 you o. This your question sef. Oya make I ask you my own now. If na night you see woman for roadside….miniskirt, big frontside, red lips, big backside,na wetin?
Emeka: Na ashawo!
Akpors: Ehen, but which one? Your mama, your sister or your daughter?
Guess where Akpors found himself?

The poster below..help me to laugh

this is worryingly dry

*yawns*,,,.......op abeg tell us wen to laff......and we would