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| Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by hakinze00(m): 10:08am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Heeeii, oya swear! ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off... Share this to ur love once  |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 10:09am On Sep 17, 2015 |
am innocent |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 10:11am On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:does seun give 100k yearly like linda. |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 10:13am On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: who is seun  who is linda 100k for wat and y do u ask |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by doublewisdom: 10:14am On Sep 17, 2015 |
OP, those didn't apply to me. I be ajeh. |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by hakinze00(m): 10:16am On Sep 17, 2015 |
i remembered trying to kill an earthworm with sugar instead of salt |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Omotayor123(f): 10:16am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Old school |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:seun owner of this site(obviously) linda_ikeji(blog owner)? and 100k for regular commentors  and i asked cause i'v seen you on literally every post since i joined this enclave two days ago  |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 10:28am On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: ok seun doesnt pay me i drop coment cus i find it fun xchanging words with pple around here. be it advice, yabiz, jokes, polite insult, rude plesantries nd spacebooking. welcom on board dear |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:ok gotten and thank you |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 10:33am On Sep 17, 2015 |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 10:39am On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:lagos kingdom (If There's Anything Like That) |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 10:47am On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: like to visit dat ur kingdom if dat b d caxe  |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 10:50am On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:you are welcome to lagos anytime  |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 10:53am On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: wer mke i com to fr lag to lacate u heard lag is filled wit lots of surprises |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 11:00am On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:surprises? lag is just like every other state.and come to unilag .you'll find me |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 11:04am On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: lag is nt like any oda state oo with d kind od story i read bout dem online container fallin frm d sky life wire falling frm d sky etc so wen i get to unilag gate ama find u waitin der fr me rite?? |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 12:13pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:dono where you heard that, but its so not true. Yea.get to gate.you'll see me |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 12:41pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: probly uv stayed away frm hot news lately  by d way i'd like to send royalhighness a mail 1 Like |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 12:49pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:lol no problem.and am alws updated..and the wire thing was from a pole.not the sky.they exaggerating.lag aint some alien nation where things fall from the sky ^_^ |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 12:56pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: wire/pole all na same mail sent xpetin ur "warm" rply |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 1:10pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
. |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by Nobody: 1:11pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
adedayourt:i did see it but it said am not connected? 1 Like |
| Re: Common Things And Facts You Did As A 9ja Kid by adedayourt(m): 1:18pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
MzRoyalHighness: av rplied u now |
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