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Jeeves the Butler by Nobody: 4:31pm On Oct 27, 2005
A wealthy couple had planned to go out
for the evening. The woman of the house
decided to give their butler, Jeeves,
the rest of the night off.

She said they would be home very late,
and that he should just enjoy his
evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife
wasn't having a good time at the party,
so she came home early, alone. Her
husband had to stay there, as several of
his important clients were there. As
the woman walked into her house, she
saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the
dining room. She called for him to
follow her, and led him into the master
bedroom. She then closed and locked the
door.

She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves,"
she said. "Take off my dress."

He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she
continued. "Take off my stockings and
garter." He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my
bra and panties."

As he did this, the tension continued to
mount. She looked at him and then said,
"Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my
clothes again, you're fired!"
Re: Jeeves the Butler by hotangel2(f): 3:47am On Oct 28, 2005
cheesy
Re: Jeeves the Butler by PaypalGod(m): 7:07am On Oct 28, 2005
I was thinking of sometihng else...
Re: Jeeves the Butler by Nobody: 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2005
obviously....
Re: Jeeves the Butler by Oracle(m): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2006
you got me, you really did
Re: Jeeves the Butler by dabby(f): 7:39pm On Sep 28, 2006
that was really good.
my mind was kinda wandering a little. shocked

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