Now that you have arrogantly clicked on this link despite knowing that you are not a devoted nairalander you may have to do the following...

1.kindly use the back button of your phone to view other topics because what I want to discuss here is for devoted nairalanders only. Note :you are a devoted nairalander only if nairaland is the only site of its kind that you visit.

2 . in case your back button is bad, kindly use the power button to reboot your phone and start a fresh.
3.if your phone power button is bad kindly remove the battery but if it's in-built please visit an engineer and seek for help.
4.if all the above options didn't help then just smash your phone on the floor and buy another phone to continue surfing nairaland.
I apologize to those who may be truly devoted to nairaland cos I don't have any thing serious to discuss here therefore, you may use any of the 4 options above.
Thanks for your time, data and energy. See you next time...