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Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by wearobo: 3:06pm On Sep 19, 2015
As you may know, China is Apple's largest market after the US so you can imagine the popularity of the handsets. Everyone wants to be seen with the newest handsets. But not everyone can afford them. So the sperm banks figured out it would be great to give them the money they need to buy the rose gold iPhone 6S provided they regularly donate their sperm.

They are offering to pay anyone who is a college graduate, has a Chinese identity card, aged 22 and 45 with no trace of genetic disease, has high sperm count and standing at 5ft 4-inches tall a whooping $940 or 6,000 yuan for a 17mil sample.There's also a caveat: You have a minimum of 48 days to deposit sperms within a 6 month period. Of course this is noting compared to those two Chinese men who attempted selling their kidneys just to pay for the new iPhone 6s. What about the young girl that offered her virginity for the latest iPhone 6s.

Credit: http://www.wearobo.com/2015/09/sperm-banks-in-china-will-pay-you-940.html#sthash.6zvYAPqD.6Z8QpFma.dpuf

Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Soneh(m): 3:21pm On Sep 19, 2015
wetin dem wan use my sperm do
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 3:24pm On Sep 19, 2015
grin
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 3:39pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:
grin
iPhone6s ain't no joke.. bera dan wasting it ..*disappears *
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 3:42pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:
iPhone6s ain't no joke.. bera dan wasting it ..*disappears *
Shey u will help me get it out? cheesy
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 3:43pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:
iPhone6s ain't no joke.. bera dan wasting it ..*disappears *
grin
Of course this is noting compared to those two Chinese men who attempted selling their kidneys just to pay for the new iPhone 6s. What about the young girl that offered her virginity for the latest iPhone 6s.
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Awoofawo(m): 3:46pm On Sep 19, 2015
Make dem com try dat joke for 9ja......even apple go para at the rate their stock go finissh!
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 3:47pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:

Shey u will help me get it out? cheesy
na me wan use iPhone?...jez advising u ni y waste it .....when u can exchange it for an iphone6...
d ones u v been wasting ...cld b useful for this competition













grin
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 3:49pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:

na me wan use iPhone?...jez advising u ni y waste it .....when u can exchange it for an iphone6...
d ones u v been wasting ...cld b useful for this competition




grin

I'm satisfied with my Bold 2. I just want to get this iPhone for u my lof grin
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 3:51pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:


grin

Lol...well i applied for iphone 10s ...still chilling...
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 3:53pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:

I'm satisfied with my Bold 2. I just want to get this iPhone for u my lof grin
oooh really cheesy oya send it to them through #DHL na ....
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 3:53pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:


Lol...well i applied for iphone 10s ...still chilling...
10 shocked
6 isn't ok 4 u... U want to receive 10? shocked
lipsrsealed



grin
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 3:55pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:


oooh really cheesy
oya send it to them through #DHL na ....
Ok..But 1st I haf to meet their demands. And I can't do that alone... I'll need ur help in this... grin
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 3:56pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:
10 shocked 6 isn't ok 4 u... U want to receive 10? shocked lipsrsealed


grin
yes o...when the time comes I will do my own so do urs n let's get this phone for us cheesy
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 3:57pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:

Ok..But 1st I haf to meet their demands. And I can't do that alone... I'll need ur help in this... grin
pardonundecided
nor b u get ur something, u nor sabi control am agn
control it inside teem bottle lerus submit it sharp sharp ejor
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 4:02pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:
pardonundecided nor b u get ur something, u nor sabi control am agn control it inside teem bottle lerus submit it sharp sharp ejor
I can't cry
I need a stimulant embarassed
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 4:03pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:

yes o...when the time comes I will do my own so do urs n let's get this phone for us cheesy
Chai! lipsrsealed
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 4:04pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:
I can't cry
I need a stimulant embarassed
try aboniki balm ...
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 4:04pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:

Chai! lipsrsealed
cheesy
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by RobinHez(m): 4:08pm On Sep 19, 2015
Adah96:

try aboniki balm ...
Na today I knw say u no lof me angry
Byebye
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Adah96(f): 4:09pm On Sep 19, 2015
RobinHez:

Na today I knw say u no lof me angry
Byebye
grin byebye sir
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by myworldtech: 4:45pm On Sep 19, 2015
Cc:lalasticlala iShilove wher are you guys?
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by imagrg(m): 6:51pm On Sep 19, 2015
Soneh:
wetin dem wan use my sperm do
Ritual. You no go born again for life!
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by Blakjewelry(m): 6:18pm On Sep 21, 2015
myworldtech:
Cc:lalasticlala iShilove wher are you guys?
Mehn the topic is quite repulsive, I think better heading will make sense.
Re: Donate Your Sperm, Get A New Rose Gold Iphone6s by myworldtech: 4:16pm On Sep 22, 2015
l totally agree with you.

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