A boy was being asked, amongst his mom and dad who he loves the most and the reason for his answer.

The boy answered thus, I love my Mom, she is brave because whenever my Dad locks her up in his bedroom and beats her up, she screams to the high

heavens but when she comes out immediately after, she is smiling,laughing again with dad and not even a drop of tears would be seen on her eyes.

Finally, my mom is so brave,

E Mama na strong woman oo

Every woman brave in that particular point.If you didn't beat her up then she will beat you[i used that boy's beating term].

i cant remember wen last i was beating

CB grudgingly helps mykali







am tired jor

i love my daddy and he luvs me
i love my mummy and she luvs me

are you sure of this?

@cbase
why u no like to dey wash mouth *covers nose wid a handkerchief*

with dat ur dirty handkerchief, right?

*DiRtY wHiTe HaNdKeRcHiEf*
*m SuRe ThE bLeAcH wOuLd bE cRyInG fOr MeRcY*

if we throw am inside river all the fish go die within seconds

no problem u can still do that

**brings N50 from his pocket and calls out**

wey that stupid thing dem call Clemcy, COME HERE

"Oya take this N50 go buy new white handkerchief, Mumu"

ye! na ma twinny una dey yab like this? if him get hanky wen dem take wrap shit for a year now, how dat wan take touch una?

what tha?

who call you

u dey distob ma sleep

na bad thing to touch my babe bosom

i didnt read dat

I'm no longer interested.

*_{turns to the opposite side of the bed}*

lol
@all
una left ynash

wetin.

sumtin

happie weekend so wats ur plan??

my plan is to look for u so that we can sleep

am already feeling sleepy

clemcykul:

lol
@all
una left ynash

It's soft isn't it I know u can't resist

Nyash,,,,,,


Soft,,,,,,,


Clemcy!!!

Hmmm