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Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 11:58am On Sep 20, 2015
What attributes would you like her to have?

Mine would be:

Appearance: Ebony black
Skin: Smooth, soft.
Lips : average but well curved (I'm a pathological kisser grin)
Height: 1.60m just a shade below my eye level
Weight: 75kg (I like a woman with meat on her bones)
Dressing : Decent. But not deeper life(no offeinse angry)
Homeliness: can cook local dishes very well, takes pride in cooking for her man.
Character : Gentle, no sharp mouth.
Hobbies : Likes movies and can follow me to watch cartoons grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: three to 5years my junior.
Education: University graduate.
Outlook on life: traditional, not feminist.
Brains: Intelligent but not confrontational.
Sex: "Exotic" grin

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Hazardd(m): 12:00pm On Sep 20, 2015
how many time we gonna see this... Try again next time

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by FruityLass: 12:22pm On Sep 20, 2015
Wow smiley

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by shaiba(f): 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2015
I trip for the cartoon part sha cheesy

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by LordReed(m): 1:26pm On Sep 20, 2015
5minsmadness:

Height: 1.60m just a shade below my eye level
Weight: 75kg (I like a woman with meat on her bones)

Hmmm, these stats will make her look short and fat. If we assume age 23-25 she'd be rated as high risk for health problems.

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 1:29pm On Sep 20, 2015
LordReed:


Hmmm, these stats will make her look short and fat. If we assume age 23-25 she'd be rated as high risk for health problems.
Hehehe grin
Mistyped. 1.7m
I'm 1.76meters.
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by LordReed(m): 1:51pm On Sep 20, 2015
5minsmadness:

Hehehe grin
Mistyped. 1.7m
I'm 1.76meters.

Better
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Leopantro: 2:23pm On Sep 20, 2015
You just described my wife. Will show her this.
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by pet4ril(f): 2:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
Na only you Waka come I like the well curve mouth aspect
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by AdeniyiA(m): 3:58pm On Sep 20, 2015
Except for the 75kg (i should be able to carry her at any slight opportunity wink) and university graduate (NCE holder is just fine cool),

i guess we have d same specs cool
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by eleojo23: 5:21pm On Sep 20, 2015
Nice specs.
OP, I'm with you on the cartoon part. grin
I don't think I can ever stop watching cartoons. A good animation catches my attention any day!
I simply love cartoons because anything is possible in the cartoon world. You can create anything. No limitations.
My wife will have to like cartoons one way or another. grin

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by ggirl4real: 8:27pm On Sep 20, 2015
***hands op clay pot***
Oya, mould the woman grin

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by innervoice(m): 8:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
This man knows exactly what he wants.

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 9:44am On Sep 21, 2015
At least you know what you want. So easy for you to know when you see it.
Hope you will fit into her specs too.

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 10:39am On Sep 21, 2015
Adaobi12:
At least you know what you want. So easy for you to know when you see it.

Hope you will fit into her specs too.
Amen oooo grin

So is it because folks here don't know what they want that they r not answering
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 10:40am On Sep 21, 2015
innervoice:
This man knows exactly what he wants.
What do you want?
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 10:40am On Sep 21, 2015
AdeniyiA:
Except for the 75kg (i should be able to carry her at any slight opportunity wink) and university graduate (NCE holder is just fine cool),

i guess we have d same specs cool
cool
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 10:42am On Sep 21, 2015
eleojo23:
Nice specs.
OP, I'm with you on the cartoon part. grin
I don't think I can ever stop watching cartoons. A good animation catches my attention any day!
I simply love cartoons because anything is possible in the cartoon world. You can create anything. No limitations.
My wife will have to like cartoons one way or another. grin
Right ho!
I'm addicted to Walt Disney and DreamWorks productions embarassed Ashamed to say I almost wept during FROZEN embarassed angry

Don't want anyone cramping my style. grin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 21, 2015
5minsmadness:
Ashamed to say I almost wept during FROZEN embarassed angry

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by edwife(f): 12:51pm On Sep 21, 2015
5minmadness you really funny... cheesy
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Dyt(f): 1:00pm On Sep 21, 2015
Appearance: I don't mind colour but seem like I like them dark skin
Skin: manly grin grin
Lips : manly
Height: I dunno in mm but should be 6ft up
Weight: dunno kg but should be slim *licks lips*
Character : romantic and sweet I am very emotional and a drama queen, yes I nag too
Hobbies : all men likes football na grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: from 10 yrs older, I like my young old men kiss
Education: so long he's intelligent, smart and making money in a right way
Sex: if he doesn't know, I weee tish him

Summary
Tall
Slim
Bald
Left handed
Blue eyed * we can work it out*
Rich
And ofcus manners, outspoken and loves God.

Lobatan
grin

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 1:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
edwife:
5minmadness you really funny... cheesy
cool
Hello pretty one!
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 1:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dyt:
Appearance: I don't mind colour but seem like I like them dark skin
Skin: manly grin grin
Lips : manly
Height: I dunno in mm but should be 6ft up
Weight: dunno kg but should be slim *licks lips*
Character : romantic and sweet I am very emotional and a drama queen, yes I nag too
Hobbies : all men likes football na grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: from 10 yrs older, I like my young old men kiss
Education: so long he's intelligent, smart and making money in a right way
Sex: if he doesn't know, I weee tish him

Summary
Tall
Slim
Bald
Left handed
Blue eyed * we can work it out*
Rich
And ofcus manners, outspoken and loves God.

Lobatan
grin
Ah!
First person to answer m question cool
MAY THAT MAN KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR TOMORROW IN JESUS NAME! grin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Dyt(f): 1:59pm On Sep 21, 2015
5minsmadness:

Ah!
First person to answer m question cool
MAY THAT MAN KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR TOMORROW IN JESUS NAME! grin

I have him already
grin grin
My old young man
He's peeping too
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by lilmax(m): 3:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dyt:
Appearance: I don't mind colour but seem like I like them dark skin
Skin: manly grin grin
Lips : manly
Height: I dunno in mm but should be 6ft up
Weight: dunno kg but should be slim *licks lips*
Character : romantic and sweet I am very emotional and a drama queen, yes I nag too
Hobbies : all men likes football na grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: from 10 yrs older, I like my young old men kiss
Education: so long he's intelligent, smart and making money in a right way
Sex: if he doesn't know, I weee tish him

Summary
Tall
Slim
Bald
Left handed
Blue eyed * we can work it out*
Rich
And ofcus manners, outspoken and loves God.

Lobatan
grin
10yrs older......young old man
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Dyt(f): 3:17pm On Sep 21, 2015
lilmax:
10yrs older......young old man

Yes ke
My young old man
Hehehehe
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Haywhymido(m): 4:48pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dyt:
Appearance: I don't mind colour but seem like I like them dark skin
Skin: manly grin grin
Lips : manly
Height: I dunno in mm but should be 6ft up
Weight: dunno kg but should be slim *licks lips*
Character : romantic and sweet I am very emotional and a drama queen, yes I nag too
Hobbies : all men likes football na grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: from 10 yrs older, I like my young old men kiss
Education: so long he's intelligent, smart and making money in a right way
Sex: if he doesn't know, I weee tish him

Summary
Tall
Slim
Bald
Left handed
Blue eyed * we can work it out*
Rich
And ofcus manners, outspoken and loves God.

Lobatan
grin
hmmm, u too like gud things.
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Dyt(f): 5:00pm On Sep 21, 2015
Haywhymido:
hmmm, u too like gud things.

Hehehehehe
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by innervoice(m): 7:14pm On Sep 21, 2015
5minsmadness:

What do you want?

What I want is what I already have.
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by An0nimus: 7:46pm On Sep 21, 2015
Only 5minsmadness has given his specs...
specs loading...

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by edwife(f): 10:59am On Sep 22, 2015
5minsmadness:

cool
Hello pretty one!

Hello mischievous one! grin

Did you find your dream woman or still searching for the ebony chubby chic? cheesy
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 1:16pm On Sep 22, 2015
edwife:


Hello mischievous one! grin

Did you find your dream woman or still searching for the ebony chubby chic? cheesy

Still searching angry

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