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Akpors Again by paulaspearz(f): 5:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Akpos was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher
always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of
conception, time and space. And a sure failure
in life ". One day, poor Akpos' grand mother
came to school to check out how her grandson
was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly
that she had never seen such a dumb boy all
her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol
him under an artisan , because formal
schooling for Akpos would be a total waste of
time and money . The grandmother, shocked at
the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson
from the school and relocated to Maiduguri .
25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with
a brain tumour. All the doctors she met
advised her to do surgery. And only a certain
doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in
Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left
with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to
have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It
was successful. When she awoke hours after
the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor
smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him
but could not speak . She looked sideways and
suddenly began to express shock & anguish ,
her face started to turn pale ; she frantically
made attempts to raise her hand and tell him
something but couldn't. She struggled, she
fought hard ... Till she gave up the Ghost and
died . The young doctor was shocked . He tried
to find out what went wrong .
.
.
.
.
.
.
Eventually he found out that it was our dear
Akpos (now working as a cleaner in the
hospital) who had disconnected the lady's
ventilator to connect his phone charger .
Wait... You thought that Akpos became the
doctor ?
If I hear ....


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Re: Akpors Again by Bevy12(f): 7:38pm On Sep 21, 2015
Lol. Hilarious. I actually thought it was Akpos o.
Re: Akpors Again by itzdopekid(m): 8:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
lol...i read from under.. #yOlO
Re: Akpors Again by paulaspearz(f): 7:51am On Sep 22, 2015
Bevy12:
Lol. Hilarious. I actually thought it was Akpos o.

lol for where na

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Re: Akpors Again by bellAnikky(f): 2:22pm On Sep 25, 2015
Lol,i tot d young doctor was akpos.....he can neva change

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