During my secondary scul days,one person I will never forget was our dining hall prefect in fgc..he was given the position not because he was brilliant but rather was the strongest guy in the hostels...his problem is with speaking correct English and almost everybody notice DAT...one afternoon after lunch he wanted to address that we should eat and leave the rest in dining hall ..no food will leave the hall...he rang the bell three times and said "listen everybody...no food is going out of this dining hall..and if u re catch" .as usuall his class mates started shouting" bullet bullet" he now said "OK if u re caught " ,his class mates were busy laughing and saying " bullet bullet", he became so confused and finally said .."or rather catches"....ohhhhh every body including the junior boys started laughing..

Bt why did I forgot to laff??