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| Requirments For Ur Sallah Gift. by tonyfred(m): 10:17pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
I Have begun my annual distribution of SALLAH GIFTS (Rams for Family) as usual. PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS... 1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy). 2. One Valid Identification Card. 3. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life. 4. International Passport (if you don't have one, go and get it). 5. Marriage Certificate (if married). 6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs). 7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close). 8. 4 Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background). 9. Report Card/Result sheet (for students and undergraduates only). 10. Provide Drivers license (if any). 11. Provide your CGPA (must not be less than 3.  .12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you the Sallah present)... Not less than 800 words, with proper margin, correct English grammar and right use of punctuations. Please use a green pen. NB: Submit your application on or before tomorrow. #HappyEidelKabir |
| Re: Requirments For Ur Sallah Gift. by IamAtribalist: 10:22pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
| NOT FUNNY |
| Re: Requirments For Ur Sallah Gift. by tonyfred(m): 10:12am On Sep 24, 2015 |
But try and laugh small abeg IamAtribalist: |
| Re: Requirments For Ur Sallah Gift. by pornstar(m): 1:16pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
Bros go and eat your ram by urself
Selfish and stinging giver
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