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Atm Machine by kingston20(m): 1:49pm On Apr 16, 2009
there was this guy who took it's N500,000 to the bank to save it on this fateful day the arm robbers came to the bank to rob the bank but this guy eat up is money so when they get to him he told them he do not have any money they gave him one bolo grin he vomit N50,000 they call there boss and told he what happen he replied give him another he receive the next one N10,000 came out they then annonce if you no say we don collect your money come and collect it back because we don find any ATM machine for here smiley
Re: Atm Machine by aristole(m): 4:15pm On Apr 16, 2009
Honestly,ds's a stale news.Besides,ur english usage sores.Imagine,bolo for blow,there for their,he for him.And , Sorry,not to hurt u,ok? Cos me I were not dr oooooo. tongue tongue tongue tongue

Ok.Enter ur shoes nd let's go grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Atm Machine by lildainty(f): 4:37am On Apr 17, 2009
@POSTER I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING , . smiley smiley smiley D JOKE IS FUNNY,D WORDINGS ND SPELIN ARE FATAKORESIS . . . . MAKE I EDIT,ME WE DEY YAB PERSON DON TABO SEF FATNKOC . . SORRY FANTA,COKE,FATA HELEP ME shocked shocked
Re: Atm Machine by benedictac(f): 9:11am On Apr 17, 2009
na waoh,

i no even understand the yoke sorry joke

pls modify
Re: Atm Machine by romsky: 9:59am On Apr 17, 2009
According to Emeka Smith he fat b4 but na naija wahala make am lean
wetin happin be say he made 100k from a show & went to deposit in d bank
the big bois arrived and asked all to do d usual tyn
since he no wan loose money made from plenty sweat he swallowed d money
wen asked to declare his possessions & he had none
d guy got angry asked ow a fat & huge guy lyk him can be broke
he blew him on d tummy and 20k came out of his mouth
he called on his pal who did same & 30k came out
d guy now screamed 4 all robbed in d bank 2 come for refund cus dey just found an atm machine


pheww
Re: Atm Machine by benedictac(f): 10:05am On Apr 17, 2009
hahahhahaahaha laughing and rollingĀ  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

u try modifier
cheesy
Re: Atm Machine by romsky: 11:28am On Apr 17, 2009
fanx analyzer
Re: Atm Machine by benedictac(f): 11:41am On Apr 17, 2009
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