Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 8 bars

- Deadline is 9pm, Friday September 27 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

He was whooped by tashaa


Quick frees to end llaykorn

Whooping me is a race this lame can't win...../......when I grab the uzi I brutally aim that thing...... /...... So watch this bullet 'lay corn' to the ground like it's 'maize farming'. ....

My punch Crack ribs boy I ain't a funny dude.... /..... & I'm here to body you....... /..... Cause you're doom as soon as the forty moves.... /.... 'Couple of shots' going to llaykorn... . Like they're heading for their honeymoon

This nigga gat no current flow plus prolly no flow like an insulator...... /.. ..lord....my punches will get this 'egg head' hatch without an incubator....

I brag less & make my gun to spit more..... /.... Kinglahkay vs llaykorn y'all know we ain't competition...... /.... So he better be prepared to lose his identity cause this punches I'll hit him till is face is beyond recognition....

Shots going through is folly brain..... .. /.... .. NO props for his poem cause the story's lame..... /.... ffuck the punches this 'pet throw' .. . This old G's fake..... /... Kinglahkay quick to set corn ablaze like I'm roasting maize... .

If he goes for the W he'll get hit by big shell. .. . /.. The D ain't meant of this weak pleb.../....in this bout llaykorn is more like a sinner cause I'll make him see L....

Angry with my pen cause I script with hatred.... . /.. ... Especially when I'm facing this lame vet.... /.... I can spit acidic flow to get this poosie bathed... /.... Nigga I possess a diseases called the killer with pen & this how I got 'corn - terminated'....

I'm quick to cause damage..... /.... Once I grab the rampage. .. .. . /.. . This nigga wack & spits below average... .. /.. ..a G bagged by a lady....... llaykorn truly must be a pancake

Transition from Kinglakhay to Abobaku Lakhay:

let this be viewed as a press release, henceforth/ last week, Team Lay put _MuhdG to death in a fierce brawl/ it wasn't easy getting here but/ we're back to stage a palace storm/ hehe, we just need King's head .....to crown our efforts...

Now King's so nervous he looks dumb/ honestly, it's not the crook's fault/ I'm PSV and he's Man-U in this game o' foot-brawl/ he looks as confused as a castrated bulldog/ but if the boy wan try form look sure/ I'll snap his foot to leave him injured for one year and two months...
.....pause.....
......if the boy wan try form Luke Shaw/ I'll snap his foot to leave him injured for one year and two months...

Look niggas, make I talk true/ King wan join military but NDA exams too hard for him to course through/ so battling me for the kid is a dream come true/ cos Lay will sure leave the 'diot with a Navy uniform......by beating him black n' blue...

I hate it when people pretend, so scrap the thing/ I'll agree if you say you be palace guard, but why the king/ I'm vexed yeah, I have a right t' be/ cos the only times we see Lakhay act the king/ is when he plays the Igwe in South-East films...

I'm a vet in this game, my name outfly the ranks/ he can't impress crowds so we see them deny the chap/ my flows control the club, kill and stab the nights/ but it's only when King swallows the 10 naira detergent.... that we can see him WOW the fans....

[Wow/WAW]

Look I brawl with skill n' wisdom/ but I see Vets that ain't got/ a gram of talent but they go on and on/ about how they got by other people's sisters sucked/ or how they got they mom's fvcked/ ...but King can still prepare his coffin 'fore (for) this brawl/ cos like Fulani cattle rearers.... I use no mercy when I hit jaws/ JOS!

Man, why not stop to answer King/ when you've seen you can be nor chief, neither king/ but if you try form House Leader or hierarchy/ we're shaming you like we did Saraki/ cos we're homophobic.....we don't need a leader who rides on _coogar's dick!!!

kinglahkay:
10K on coogar

Barcelona vs Bala
1.05................1000(odd)

I'm putting you in coffin after cutting you to 7 parts....Japanese haiku/ and you're getting buried with our bars (Obas), eni lo ma ku/ just to show the world you're not the KING...you're the Abobaku!!!

Inset: beautiful shots of Abobaku AKA KingLakhay

MVGT - TIE

nice brawl

kinglekan tried...but laykorn got my vote... MVGT__Laykorn

llaykorn why you gotta pause to do a slow it down? LoL mvgt-tie

King was winning this for me b4 but that laykron last bar nd picture gat me laughing like madt.

MVGT-TIE

Nicey. . .

MVGT - Kinglaykay

Nicey..Like That Jos Punch Tho..Mvgt:kinglahkay

Opener - 1 point - Tie

Rhymes - 2 points - Laykay (not that u were good enough, but u were better than your opponent)

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Llaykorn

Punchlines - 3 points Llaykorn

Flow - 1 point - Laykay

Wordplays - 2 points - NiL (Jaws/Jos is forced)

Closer - 1 point - Tie

Mvgt - Llaykorn!

opener-KING
metaphor--tie
punchlinez---Laykorn
W/p---nil
Name/play---King

Rhymes---Laykorn
flow---laykorn
closer---Tie. . .

MVGT---LAYKORN.
#YOLO

Nice, my verdict coming up. . .

coogar
iceskidd
gottoboy
dj5naira
obesemf
richhommie
sinizia
Mikuz
007bruce
guykhena
muhdg
Jigsawkillah
airmark
danbrownmf
emaprince
Ibime
alexpissu
richhommie
llakorn
kinglahkay
jreyez
obainojazz
kr0ne
teddybiyasi


Plssss vote

Just seeing this, let me read through before judging.

Modified:
Opener - Llaykorn

Rhymes - 2 points - Laykay (both had poor rhymes but Laykay was better).


Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Llaykorn

Punchlines - 3 points Llaykorn

Flow - 1 point - Laykay

Wordplays - 2 points - Laykay

Closer - 1 point - Tie

Llaykorn 6-5 Laykhay

Mgvt: Llaykorn.

MVGT kinglaykay!

Laykorn did well and he's fast improving, but king seemed more experienced in build ups and knowing when to land. Very clean with humorous name flips.

I think Lahkay won this battle. Good one from Laykorn but he got outpunched with sicker puns.

MVGT : Kinglahkay

More votes plssss


Ibime
Coogar
liricyst
Obesemf
Elymaxiimus
Teddybiyasi

Im tying this. I woulda given Lahkay but he kept repeating Corn punches which lost their sting after the opener.

Vote - Tie

Mvgt- kinglahkay.....nice one guys

Closed :

Thanks voters. Kinglahkay wins this.