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| Farmer And His Daughters by ammamat(f): 10:42am On Apr 17, 2009 |
A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss. One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show - Is she ready to go?” The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Eddie. I’m here for Betty, We’re gonna get spaghetti - Is she ready?” The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Chuck…” And the farmer shot him |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by romsky: 10:46am On Apr 17, 2009 |
y did he murder chuck Norris |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by harry2009(m): 10:55am On Apr 17, 2009 |
the joke no funny, i no understand am, pls dey use common sense b/4 posting rubbishi |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by romsky: 11:04am On Apr 17, 2009 |
i still dey wait for the part 2 cus dat is definitely not d end  |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by benedictac(f): 11:18am On Apr 17, 2009 |
u can complete it |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by romsky: 11:21am On Apr 17, 2009 |
i no dey do fill in d gap lyk u |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by AnthonyKil(m): 11:25am On Apr 17, 2009 |
this joke sux |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by benedictac(f): 11:25am On Apr 17, 2009 |
romade:after u |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by ammamat(f): 11:54am On Apr 17, 2009 |
@ Harry2009, mind ut touge so that its won't leds u in to troubles ok, A word is enough for the wise |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by owiticarol: 4:57pm On Apr 17, 2009 |
not so funny but u have tried kudos!!!!!!  |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Apr 18, 2009 |
abeg shatap jorr. this joke sucks big time!! no need garnishing an already sour food |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by dani1luv: 10:41am On Apr 18, 2009 |
lol lol this joke is damn too funny |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
wetin na?? those things wey dey worry u on saturday's don land abi |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by sholabanke(m): 1:24pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
how u take know? becus una share the same symptoms |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
kai! see slamming |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by dani1luv: 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
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| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by benjay1(m): 8:18pm On Apr 18, 2009 |
ROFLMAO @ comments.  |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by clemcykul(f): 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
*join's the laffn dude* |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by benjay1(m): 8:30pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
anything for a good laff my sista. |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by 2dyefor: 11:50pm On Apr 20, 2009 |
@poster, your joke is off the hinges! Nice one man. @dummies, chuck rhymes with f**k. Dan1luv, abeg borrow dem brain o! Since na only u get d joke. Romade, vry unlike u? Wetin happen? |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by romsky: 9:19am On Apr 21, 2009 |
wetin i do dat is unlyk moi ? |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by Lolabbey: 11:18am On Apr 21, 2009 |
hmmmm |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
ben yaga yaga how ur end/ |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by D1KeleVra(m): 2:05pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
Oh! my God! You killed Chuck!! |
| Re: Farmer And His Daughters by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
that cuss he touched me |
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