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Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by jovie50: 9:59pm On Sep 26, 2015
Last month I went to see a nurse in one of the private owned hospitals in ma neighborhood, after waiting for my turn I proceeded to see the nurse. in the medically decorated office sat a lady in her early thirties whom I assumed to be the nurse in charge.
Good morning ma'am I greeted humbly,I think a sickness has strucked ma penis.
Hmmmm sounds strange,Can I see it?? She asked.
Promise me you won't laugh at what you see '' I said,loosing ma belt.
"Of course I won't laugh"' said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I'v never laughed at a patient.
”Ok then," I said, and proceeded to drop my trousers, revealing d smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length & Width was almost identical to an AAA tiger battery. Unable 2 control herself, d nurse tried 2 stop a giggle, but it jst came out. Feelin vry badly dat she'd laughed @ my private part, she composed hersef as well she could.
"I'm so sorry", she said, "I don't knw wat came over me. On my honor as a nurse n lady, I promise dat won't happen again. Nw, tell me, wat seems to be the prblem?"

"Its swollen", I reply'd.

She practically ran outta d room.


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Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by henribj(m): 10:00pm On Sep 26, 2015
cheesy
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Nobody: 10:03pm On Sep 26, 2015
Lolz grin grin

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Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by doublewisdom: 10:05pm On Sep 26, 2015
grin cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by greatness22(m): 10:13pm On Sep 26, 2015
Mehn, u are *dic.kless*

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Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Caspian22(m): 10:50am On Sep 27, 2015
If the swollen size is tiger battery the original size is..?
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by DaBullIT(m): 11:21am On Sep 27, 2015
bwahahahah
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by moremuch1(m): 4:00pm On Sep 27, 2015
Caspian22:
If the swollen size is tiger battery the original size is..?

cheesy O boy no be small thing o grin cheesy
I sure say d original size go be like broom...
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Ipheyemmy01(m): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2015
NA GOBE
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Kk4(m): 9:12pm On Sep 27, 2015
Old Joke but still funny AF

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