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Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by jovie50: 9:59pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Last month I went to see a nurse in one of the private owned hospitals in ma neighborhood, after waiting for my turn I proceeded to see the nurse. in the medically decorated office sat a lady in her early thirties whom I assumed to be the nurse in charge. Good morning ma'am I greeted humbly,I think a sickness has strucked ma penis. Hmmmm sounds strange,Can I see it?? She asked. Promise me you won't laugh at what you see '' I said,loosing ma belt. "Of course I won't laugh"' said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I'v never laughed at a patient. ”Ok then," I said, and proceeded to drop my trousers, revealing d smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length & Width was almost identical to an AAA tiger battery. Unable 2 control herself, d nurse tried 2 stop a giggle, but it jst came out. Feelin vry badly dat she'd laughed @ my private part, she composed hersef as well she could. "I'm so sorry", she said, "I don't knw wat came over me. On my honor as a nurse n lady, I promise dat won't happen again. Nw, tell me, wat seems to be the prblem?" "Its swollen", I reply'd. She practically ran outta d room. cc: lalasticlala Front page pls |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by henribj(m): 10:00pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Nobody: 10:03pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Lolz 1 Like |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by doublewisdom: 10:05pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by greatness22(m): 10:13pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Mehn, u are *dic.kless* 1 Like |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Caspian22(m): 10:50am On Sep 27, 2015 |
If the swollen size is tiger battery the original size is..? |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by DaBullIT(m): 11:21am On Sep 27, 2015 |
bwahahahah |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by moremuch1(m): 4:00pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Caspian22: O boy no be small thing o I sure say d original size go be like broom... |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Ipheyemmy01(m): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
NA GOBE |
Re: Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. by Kk4(m): 9:12pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Old Joke but still funny AF |
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