i saw this on Facebook & decided to share. I'd just copy & paste exactly as i saw it ... feel free to add yours
I can't stop laughing..


■Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE"


■Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.

■Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill...

■Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green...

■Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer

■Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of
mechanical engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.

■Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his
mother dey sale akara and bread for jungle.

■Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer.

■Na 4 only Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey their head correct dey
obey...

■Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president wey senior the country

■Na 4 only Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop c onnected with MTN modem.
[Maybe they are now consulting
the spirits online]

■Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE
MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I
wonder why him no read d book.
I salute una Nigerians....

Na only for nairaland person go spend mb paste joke online and nobody go like or comment. Wahala dey oooo

Mad man dey control traffic and pple wen get sense dey obey #so funny buh true

Lmao

Countless times, I've witnessed the ATM stuff.

Funny people.

Mhizkel:
Lmao

Countless times, I've witnessed the ATM stuff.

Funny people.

haven't you done it before? don't lie

darkenedrebel:

haven't you done it before? don't lie

I haven't. I'm sure you have

Mhizkel:

I haven't. I'm sure you have

my mother taught me to never trust anyone....not even machines..

darkenedrebel:

my mother taught me to never trust anyone....not even machines..

Kikikikikik
And what would you do if the money isn't complete, yet deducted from your act.?

Mhizkel:

Kikikikikik

And what would you do if the money isn't complete, yet deducted from your act.?

oh boy..I would shoot the ATM machine with a Winchester until I see it bleeding

darkenedrebel:


oh boy..I would shoot the ATM machine with a Winchester until I see it bleeding

And everyone would keep watching you like a.........

Mhizkel:

And everyone would keep watching you like a.........

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they had better scamper for cover..or witness the scenario at their peril.. .

menn.. Christmas is coming soon o.. what's happening na? anything for the boys

darkenedrebel:

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they had better scamper for cover..or witness the scenario at their peril.. .

menn.. Christmas is coming soon o.. what's happening na? anything for the boys

Ofcourse they would wanna witness a crazy dude murder the ATM



Bajinatu for the boys

Mhizkel:

Ofcourse they would wanna witness a crazy dude murder the ATM



Bajinatu for the boys

lolololol.. what is bajinatu?

Classsyalabolas:



lolololol.. what is bajinatu?

Punnan*

Classsyalabolas:


lolololol.. what is bajinatu?

I also don't know it meaning. Lets ask Olamide