Akpos wanted to use the male public toilet but noticed it was all used up so he decided to rush into the ladies toilet as it was empty.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.”

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