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BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Autopin: 10:07am On Oct 03, 2015
The Nigerians who will never stand in any queue, who must make their way to the front as soon as they arrive The drivers who will never stop at a traffic light, who consider it anathema to allow an empty space in front of their vehicles The invisible individuals who excrete piles of solid waste on the pavements, night after night The staff who take three weeks' leave to attend their father's burial, then another three weeks later in the year to attend their father's burial, again. "That first one was my father who paid my school fees," they say. "This one is my biological father" The mothers who threaten the head teacher with fire and brimstone because their children were punished for coming late to school The bosses who, in the presence of their entire staff, praise you for your excellent work skills, then wink and ask if you also have excellent "bedroom skills", while everyone present bursts out laughing The top government officials who show off their importance by the number of people jam-packed into their waiting rooms. They give you an appointment for 7am, knowing full well that they do not intend to see you until 10pm The air hostesses who frown throughout the flight, to avoid giving you the false impression that they are at your beck and call The "big men" and "big women" who scream "Do you know who I am?" when you ask for some identity before they can be allowed through the gate Those who ring the airline to request that the flight be delayed for their sakes, while their fellow passengers gaze out of the aeroplane windows for an hour, wondering why the flight is delayed, this time

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Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by adedayourt(m): 10:08am On Oct 03, 2015
dats wat dey gud at doin naa

no b today

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Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Magician1503(m): 10:22am On Oct 03, 2015
Und zo wat? undecided

There's always room for #CHANGE
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by macolino(m): 10:26am On Oct 03, 2015
Ok
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by uchebest2006(m): 11:18am On Oct 03, 2015
What about their 'Racism'....Both in football,workplace,Hospital nd so on.Rubbish!!!

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Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Obas101(m): 1:49pm On Oct 03, 2015
Nice write up... That's Nigeria for you
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Funminicrown: 1:54pm On Oct 03, 2015
Watz dia biz wit ours....aprokos!
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by benega: 2:18pm On Oct 03, 2015
sounds very much like naija. truth is bitter
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Nelkoko: 2:47pm On Oct 03, 2015
Am proud we do all dis cos we r free citizens.....abi una tink say 2 shit n piss 4 road n bush no dey hungry oyibo pple?...make una free us
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by samfibby(m): 3:10pm On Oct 03, 2015
Nigerians and manners. We are our own enemies.
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by mayorchelsea(m): 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2015
And we the commoners and masses are the first to attack government and it's officials plus public servants over weighty allegations when we ourselves are guilty of our own crimes which can be avoided.

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Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Nobody: 4:01pm On Oct 03, 2015
Very true undecided
The true change starts with you and I embarassed

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Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Samgreguc(m): 5:04pm On Oct 03, 2015
Mtchewwwww
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Asiwaju9ja(m): 5:42pm On Oct 03, 2015
Autopin:
The Nigerians who will never stand in any queue, who
must make their way to the front as soon as they
arrive
The drivers who will never stop at a traffic light, who
consider it anathema to allow an empty space in front
of their vehicles
The invisible individuals who excrete piles of solid
waste on the pavements, night after night
The staff who take three weeks' leave to attend their
father's burial, then another three weeks later in the
year to attend their father's burial, again. "That first
one was my father who paid my school fees," they say.
"This one is my biological father"
The mothers who threaten the head teacher with fire
and brimstone because their children were punished
for coming late to school
The bosses who, in the presence of their entire staff,
praise you for your excellent work skills, then wink
and ask if you also have excellent "bedroom skills",
while everyone present bursts out laughing
The top government officials who show off their
importance by the number of people jam-packed into
their waiting rooms. They give you an appointment for
7am, knowing full well that they do not intend to see
you until 10pm
The air hostesses who frown throughout the flight, to
avoid giving you the false impression that they are at
your beck and call
The "big men" and "big women" who scream "Do you
know who I am?" when you ask for some identity
before they can be allowed through the gate
Those who ring the airline to request that the flight be
delayed for their sakes, while their fellow passengers
gaze out of the aeroplane windows for an hour,
wondering why the flight is delayed, this time

This is what is called CORRUPTION in its proper sense. Corruption actually means illegal behaviour.
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Nobody: 5:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
uchebest2006:
What about their 'Racism'....Both in football,workplace,Hospital nd so on.Rubbish!!!
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Nobody: 5:50pm On Oct 03, 2015
Waaaah?
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Nobody: 5:53pm On Oct 03, 2015
Sharap joo
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by lordthree(m): 6:06pm On Oct 03, 2015
The write up is on point lets not lie to ourselves we are all guilty of atleast one of these things listed
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by khassy(m): 7:25pm On Oct 03, 2015
Autopin:
The Nigerians who will never stand in any queue, who
must make their way to the front as soon as they
arrive
The drivers who will never stop at a traffic light, who
consider it anathema to allow an empty space in front
of their vehicles
The invisible individuals who excrete piles of solid
waste on the pavements, night after night
The staff who take three weeks' leave to attend their
father's burial, then another three weeks later in the
year to attend their father's burial, again. "That first
one was my father who paid my school fees," they say.
"This one is my biological father"
The mothers who threaten the head teacher with fire
and brimstone because their children were punished
for coming late to school
The bosses who, in the presence of their entire staff,
praise you for your excellent work skills, then wink
and ask if you also have excellent "bedroom skills",
while everyone present bursts out laughing
The top government officials who show off their
importance by the number of people jam-packed into
their waiting rooms. They give you an appointment for
7am, knowing full well that they do not intend to see
you until 10pm
The air hostesses who frown throughout the flight, to
avoid giving you the false impression that they are at
your beck and call
The "big men" and "big women" who scream "Do you
know who I am?" when you ask for some identity
before they can be allowed through the gate
Those who ring the airline to request that the flight be
delayed for their sakes, while their fellow passengers
gaze out of the aeroplane windows for an hour,
wondering why the flight is delayed, this time

too long bro

learn to summarize undecidedundecided
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by donshady(m): 9:45pm On Oct 03, 2015
Autopin:
The Nigerians who will never stand in any queue, who
must make their way to the front as soon as they
arrive
The drivers who will never stop at a traffic light, who
consider it anathema to allow an empty space in front
of their vehicles
The invisible individuals who excrete piles of solid
waste on the pavements, night after night
The staff who take three weeks' leave to attend their
father's burial, then another three weeks later in the
year to attend their father's burial, again. "That first
one was my father who paid my school fees," they say.
"This one is my biological father"
The mothers who threaten the head teacher with fire
and brimstone because their children were punished
for coming late to school
The bosses who, in the presence of their entire staff,
praise you for your excellent work skills, then wink
and ask if you also have excellent "bedroom skills",
while everyone present bursts out laughing
The top government officials who show off their
importance by the number of people jam-packed into
their waiting rooms. They give you an appointment for
7am, knowing full well that they do not intend to see
you until 10pm
The air hostesses who frown throughout the flight, to
avoid giving you the false impression that they are at
your beck and call
The "big men" and "big women" who scream "Do you
know who I am?" when you ask for some identity
before they can be allowed through the gate
Those who ring the airline to request that the flight be
delayed for their sakes, while their fellow passengers
gaze out of the aeroplane windows for an hour,
wondering why the flight is delayed, this time

When you're in Nigeria, behave like a Nigerian...
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by Nobody: 10:57pm On Oct 03, 2015
...Their Queen who has kept her son, granny and great granny waiting in line.
Re: BBC News Lists Nigerians Bad Behaviours by ThePeacemaker(m): 12:36am On Oct 04, 2015
Gullible and naive fellow would believe thix cock and Bull story .......... . . . Ph.d in lying

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