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Joke Of The Day by lordtim001(m): 7:58am On Oct 05, 2015
I found this somewhere on Facebook......
One day, two young boys were in the field, staring
at a lady bathing. Then the first boy started
running and so did the second one. When they
stopped the second one asked: "Why are you
running like a mad person?" Then the other
replied,
"It's because my mother said that if I ever look at
a
naked woman's body, I will turn into stone and I
felt something getting hard in my pants." grin
This just reminds me of the way parents lie to their daughters,that they would get pregnant if a boy touches them undecided

Please Nairalanders,you could share your experiences with your "Lie-nus" parents.



Cc:Lalasticlala

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