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If Israelites Were Nigerians Of The 21st Century(red Sea Scenario) by mightyrocket(m): 10:10pm On Oct 09, 2015
With the look of things such as the posing rate amidst ladies of nowadays (even in the street), rampant rate of the use of social media by youths and with the day to day advancement of technology in the 21st century,
I'm so sure that if the children of ISRAEL were Nigerians while crossing the red sea, they would've wasted a whole day in the middle of the sea taking
pictures and uploading on facebook, skoola, instagram, badoo, linda Ikeji, twitter and other social websites and blogs with comments like:
1) Chilling wit Moses.
2) Miracle things on point
3) Crossing mood activated
4) Cruising in d red sea
5) Pharaoh no fit catch us
6) Omo see fish flexing
7) Fish for sales,ping for delivery
cool Flexing wit Aaron
9) Swimming mode activated.
10) Feel free to add yours


MIGHTY ROCKET

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