A lawyer went hunting in a nearby
village. He shot and dropped a bird,
but it fell into a farmer's field on the
other side of a fence. As the lawyer
climbed over the fence, an elderly
gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot
a duck and it fell in this field, I'm
going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my
property, and you are not coming
over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one
of the best trial attorneys in this
country. and, if you don't let me get
that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how
we do things here . We settle small
disagreements like this with the
Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the
three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick
you three times and then you kick
me three times, and so on, back and
forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about
the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old
farmer. He agreed to abide by the
local custom.
The old farmer slowly walked up to
the lawyer. His first kick planted the
toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to
his knees. His second kick nearly
wiped the man's nose off his face.
The barrister was flat on his belly
when the farmer's third kick to a
kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of
his will and managed to get to his
feet and said, "Okay, you old farmer,
now it's my turn."
The farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I
give up. You can have the duck."

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