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20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by adesmarty2014: 4:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
1. Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
2. 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.
3. Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
4. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State.
5. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males.
6. The cost of living in Abuja,is more expensive than the cost of living in London.
7. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
8. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
9. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
10. Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
12. Most hausa cant pronounce P very well
13. There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
14. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
15. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa.
16. 4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy.
17. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy.
18. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.
19. China's best market is Nigeria.
20. A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150billion.
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Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 10, 2015
#18 tho...u can see Nigerians in every corner in Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia alone...but here in Sg...u can juz count them on ur fingers cheesy grin
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by pbs4real(m): 4:28pm On Oct 10, 2015
KashyBaby:
#18 tho...u can see Nigerians in every corner in Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia alone...but here in Sg...u can juz count them on ur fingers cheesy grin
Singapore ryt?
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by joshadedapo(m): 4:28pm On Oct 10, 2015
Funny FACTs indeed. Op well done cool
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Nobody: 4:49pm On Oct 10, 2015
pbs4real:
Singapore ryt?

Yes.. I mean Singapore grin
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by pbs4real(m): 4:51pm On Oct 10, 2015
KashyBaby:


Yes.. I mean Singapore grin
been dre once, sometyms around 2004 grin
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Nobody: 5:02pm On Oct 10, 2015
pbs4real:
been dre once, sometyms around 2004 grin

Lol tat was 11yrs ago...Sg looks so different tat time.. grin
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by pbs4real(m): 5:07pm On Oct 10, 2015
KashyBaby:


Lol tat was 11yrs ago...Sg looks so different tat time.. grin
yh....u are ryt grin such a beautiful place, really enjoyed the few moments I spent dre
Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by FlyboyZee: 5:53pm On Oct 10, 2015
adesmarty2014:

6. The cost of living in Abuja,is more expensive than the cost of living in London.

7. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.

8. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.

13. There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.

14. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.

19. China's best market is Nigeria.

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Lies! Lies!! Lies!!! And even more lies...

6. The cost of living in Abuja is moi moi compared to that of London. Don't lie because its obvious you have not lived in the 2 cities before...

7. The number of musicians in the US is more than 1/20th the population of Nigeria. You only hear about a very very very few of them who has managed to hold out on their own...

8. Its clear you haven't done an Abuja babe before...

13. Big fat lie. There is no place called Sabo in Benue, Bayelsa and Rivers States. At least I know these ones personally...

14. What would you now say of Kano, Maidugari, Sokoto, Damaturu, Postikum, Yola, etc which are about 40-42 degrees Celsius most time of the year...

19. China's best market is the US and not Nigeria, please...

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Re: 20 Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 31, 2019
Strong. So killer. grin

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