[b] **** Badluck is when u wear "My Oga At The Top" shirt and then get into trouble with Civil Defence officers. ww.seriousbeatings Datz all."

**** U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim say 'beauty is from within' .... Why u no take X-ray?"

**** The shortest relationship in life is between students and books… They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!"

**** Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams Both tel the same Answer We tried our best cant say anything right now"

**** Modern Definition 0f " Boy Friend " A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos ...0f His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad They Are . ."

**** Beauty gets you attention. Personality gets you the heart. Truth gets you love and lies get you dropped. I hope the ladies are listening"

**** The secret to happiness is to do what you like. The secret to success is to like what you do."

**** What is a wedding in Nigeria without yoruba women fighting over plastic bowl gifts and arguing over food?"

**** People come to your house and even before they greet you, they'll be looking for sockets to charge their smartphones."

*** Seeing your primary school answer script and thInking... Hw TF!! Did I fail this simple question"

**** Students be like "I Neva read anytin at all" Buh na Dem Go collect extra sheet inside Exam hall.. Awon snitch oshi"

**** If u enta some pples room at nyt, U will c Ant,Rat,centipid,cockroach,Cricket,Mosquito,wall gecko,spider Abeg ur room na Animal planet?"

**** Make your stupidity a secret... Don't jump into mentions anyhow"

**** I sent u Message on Whatsapp since January, you are now replying in August.. Abeg Na Mikel Obi be Ur service provider?"

**** I had no other choice than to stop toasting this babe when she told me she was having Headache all over her body"

**** The way warriors exchange incantations in Yoruba war movies tho... You knw its where rap battle originated from"

**** Buh how did Noah manage to get hold of a male and female mosquito"

**** We used to talk for hours, almost everyday. Now I'm lucky to get a simple "hello" We all have this kinda people in our lives"

Before you go looking for Love... Make sure you love yourself first." I love myself and I hope you do ? No Politician is worth our heat.

Stay safe
Stay motivated
BE INSPIRED.[/b]

ellovee:
that is very nice, keep it up

thanks Boss

I like it. May I borrow some?

Bobbysworld28:
I like it. May I borrow some?

GBAM !!! Permission granted

motivation in a joking way

Titto93:
motivation in a joking way