[b]#..... Trying To kill A Snake That got Into ur Room In The Middle of The Night with A Stick. Then NEPA suddendly 'Takes The light'"

#.... Guys that still use female Pix as Avi to gain followers. The Lord is your strength!"

#.... A baby is never a mistake or a surprise, u had sex without a condom.. What were u expecting? A PLASMA TV? Or A RANGE ROVER?"

#..... That Awkward moment when you hear footsteps while watching a porn movie,and u try to mute it but accidentally turn the volume all the way up"

#.... Drinks: N500. Dinner: N1500. Hotel room N3500. The look on his face when she said, "I'm on my period": Priceless.”"

#..... The Fact That She Is A Virgin Does Not Mean She Will Make A Good Wife."

#..... "Mummy, I'm sorry!" African Mum: "Sorry for yourself""

#.... Are people born with the knowledge that getting up from a bench requires telling the person on the other end to steady themselves?"

#..... Don't waste your time chasing people. Attract them. The people who are meant to be in your life will gravitate toward you without hesitation"

#..... Most of the time, when people don't like you, it's because of their own insecurities and person problems. It's not even about you really."

#..... As you get older friday nights becomes less important.."

#..... You can't recite 32 States in Nigeria, But you can mention close to 75 Hotels and 52 Clubs with no Pause...I hail Oh!!!"

#..... 5 Big lies Nigerians tell 1. I Love her 2. I will pay u back 3. Am 5 minutes away 4. I don't know her 5. I Care for my constituency."

#..... The Awkward moment when the hairiest in Nigeria is sought after by manymen, dating an Enugu big boy and you are still single"

#..... Don't let social media delude you into thinking you have thousands of friends. Your delusion could prove costly when you need true friends."

The RICE at the top of the COOLER was once at the BOTTOM of d pot, Be patient! U will smile when its your time!!".

Be wise
Be safe
Be Motivated
Be Inspired [/b]