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Random Funny Questions And Answers by lordmario(m): 10:04pm On Oct 11, 2015 |
Just for your weekend relaxation : Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Yusuf, go to the map and find North America . YUSUF: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Yusuf. _______________________________ TEACHER: Waleed, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? WALEED: You told me to do it without using the tables. _______________________________ TEACHER: Amir, how do you spell 'crocodile?' AMEER: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong AMEER: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for water? RISLAN: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O. _______________________________ TEACHER: Mukhtar, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. MUKHTAR: Me! _______________________________ TEACHER: Abdulsalam, why do you always get so dirty? ABDULSALAM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________ TEACHER: Haidar, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' HAIDAR: I is... TEACHER: No, Haidar...... always say, 'I am.' HAIDAR: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Abdallah, do you know why his father didn't punish him? BECAUSE: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... ______________________________ _ TEACHER: Now, Husssainah , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? HUSSAINA: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. _______________ _______________ TEACHER: Hasiya, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? Hasiya : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) _______________ _____________ TEACHER: Faiyid, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Faiyid: A teacher |
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