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10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by winetapper: 3:59pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
10 things to do while stuck in Nigerian Traffic #LightMustShine No time to waste lets keep the ball bouncing 1. Do some shopping : Yes some shopping, the hawkers in traffic can be able to provide you with definately all that you need for your daily activity ranging from fruits,clothings,soft drinks,drugs,home appliances etc. Even if it is not avialable at the moment just make the order and it is avialable the next minute 2. Update yourself When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone,tablets,laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site 3. Relax after a long stressful day at work and you are stuck in traffic just lower your sit,push it back, strech your legs and listen you the cool music from your radio Until the next Danfo driver hits your Glass : Oga de move now :\ 4. Complete your Daily Activity Maybe you have any unfinished project in office or your business still needs you at that time you can adjust your seat, switch on your laptop and get the work done ! 5. Listen to Music or Watch Videos Yes, that cool video you have been longing to watch or that music thay you always wish you have time to listen to.. Stuck in traffic is always one of the best time to listen to them . Enjoy ! Please Help save Baby Light , She is in serious need of your Help to complete her Heart Surgery. #HelpsaveLight #LightmustShine Thank you in advance 6. Refill your Stomach And that moment you are very Hungry and you know there is nothing you can do other than #Gala_ati_Lacasera 7. Tidy up your Car Yes most times the only time we have to wash our cars is on saturdays or sunday and during week days the heighest we do is using rag to clean the exterior part.. Now during traffic you can use the moment to tidy up your car, the dust,littered papers,etc @kingtom take note 8. Talk with the next Driver lol yes it is fun, wind down your glass and be like. Me: Mehhn where have you been all this years 9. Meditate,Prepare yourself Mentally When stuck in traffic is also one of the best time to meditate, review your day activity at work, things you did and things you failed to do, correct your self and also plan for the next day activity 10 . ** Feel free to add yours ** Written by : Winetapper Source of Inspiration : #HelpsaveBabyLight,# LightMustshine 50 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by EgusiSoup: 4:01pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
FIRST TO COMMENT AGAIN .look at what this APC Government is causing? I thought they say we will not has traffic again? Burukutu sipping burantashi kunu drunk dullard government including all the APC e-diots in this forum. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by MizTyna(f): 4:02pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
But seriously,you can buy ugwu,meat,fish,pepper while stuck in traffic. Everything is available! Lol! 11. Transfer money to Light Ayodeji SHOW LIGHT YOUR LOVE!! Let's help Light Ayodeji,who is 1. 9 years old, to have a wonderful long life. By donating, we can give her life-saving surgery for her heart condition and respiratory illnesses. She needs N4million for heart surgery in India. Please help us save baby Light Ayodeji by donating to the following account and sending this message to everyone on your phone. Ogunruku Mercy Itunu UBA 2056071186 Thank you, for your contribution to saving Light's life 15 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Beesluv: 4:03pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Buy gala and lacasera Hmmmmm, that no.2 is risky o. I hide my phones in hold up esp when I wind down. 11 Likes |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by iamkingzlee(m): 4:05pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I do number8 like everytime i'm stucked up in traffic. I"ll be like; 'Chairman Chairman! How you dey naa? This one wey you fine like this wetin happen Trust Nigerians naa... we go start to dey jist like sey na my correct G! and the rest is history... #LightMustShine 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by kinglekan: 4:10pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
winetapper: See this man ooo, u wan make some people doze off for traffic? Knowing fully well that certain peeps like tosyne2much and Co are difficult to wake up? Even if u pour water for their head dem go just change gear. Abeg oga tosyne and Co kindly disregard the aforementioned cos una nor follow.
In other words make oga Tom go fetch water begin dey wash car for traffic? I concur #LightMustShine 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by naijaboiy: 4:10pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
#LightMustShine 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Funjosh(m): 4:14pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Come down from the bus and start selling cold pure water, lacasera, gala, plantain chips, or guguru and groundnut once the road is free just board another bus go home and count your money #LightMustShineAgain 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Nobody: 4:14pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Nice one op #LIGHTMUSTSHINE 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Aminat508(f): 4:22pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Nice one @ Op , help light 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by MrMcJay(m): 4:28pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Pls, check my signature, a little angel needs your help. #LightMustShine LMS 1 Like
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Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by LordOfTheWeed: 4:39pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Look for trouble That's one of the best way to catch fun when you are stuck in a heavy traffic in Lagos.. .. .. We all know how okada and maruwa riders always try to escape traffics by squeezing themselves through the little space available for pedestrians making it unbearable for pedestrians to pass, just open your car door in a way that will block their passage and watch them rant in annoyance Or call the hawkers and price their goods at annoying prices, mostly the igbo hawkers NB: Make sure you are putting on a curse-proof before you do so cc: winetapper, lalasticlala, Awon werey 100% #LightMustShine 27 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by adewaletb3(m): 4:43pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Never put your phone on your laps with the window slid down 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Phantom2(m): 4:58pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
toast pretty female drivers 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by seunkeji5(f): 5:08pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
help save baby light 5 Likes |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by KingTom(m): 5:20pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My car is immaculate and in tip top shape! Its shiny black paint glistens and attracts envious stares wherever I go. but enough about me, please guys, baby light needs your help. Check my signature. #Lightmustshine 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by qhutetomsel(f): 5:40pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
God help you try talking with a sadist driver. lol #helpsavebabylight #lightmustshine 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by peeparty(m): 5:46pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
when in traffic: 1:open your door. 2:come down. 3: open the back door. 4:Jump inside and sleep. or you can come down and sit @bonnet and have an imaginary argument with a person. and be very serious about it.... #Lightmustshine. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by olu4life(m): 6:21pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I do more of 5 and 6 in traffic, just like I'm doing right now *eating gala with fan yorghurt* Next!!! Lalasticlala o ya come and tell us ur own na #LIGHTMUSTSHINE 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Leyemoshood: 6:23pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Hmmmm #LightMustShine
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Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by veekid(m): 6:23pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Nothing wey we no Go hear!! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by sabaeh(m): 6:24pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
tru |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Nobody: 6:24pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
check my signature. |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by olahero(m): 6:25pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
hok |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Nobody: 6:25pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
READ A CHAPTER OF "AMERICANAH" |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Sweetyie(f): 6:27pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Bring out your phone and log on to nairaland.com and struggle ftc 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by AdebisiAdeyinka(m): 6:27pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Titihaino(f): 6:28pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
If u try no. 2 and 4 for cms traffic, u go learn enough lessons |
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Lovexme(m): 6:28pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Buy Gala and Lacasera, and hold your peace. |
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