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You See, That's The Way To Wave A Towel!" by anayoez: 5:53pm On Apr 28, 2009
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves heavenly feeling. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to intimate pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion.
"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have
the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and
should bring on an heavenly feeling."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and
she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make
love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking
screaming heavenly feeling.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"
Re: You See, That's The Way To Wave A Towel!" by aristole(f): 6:06pm On Apr 29, 2009
mumu!
Re: You See, That's The Way To Wave A Towel!" by D1KeleVra(m): 7:27pm On Apr 29, 2009
hehehe! cheesy I no know say Studio be Jew. grin

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