1. U come out from the bathroom with a towel round your waist looking all wet then your friend ask; Guy u go bath?
Ans: Nooo, rain beat me inside toilet.
2. U dey cook?? Ans: I dey warm pot.
3. U r lying on your bed with eyes closed then your friend ask; Guy, u dey sleep?? Ans: Noo, I dey practice how to die u like join.
4. U don come from work? Ans: I still dey office na d toy wey I buy dey ansa u so.
5. Are u eating?? I dey practice how to feed ghost u like join me?
6. Your friend see u kissing a girl and later ask: guy na your babe be that?? Ansa: No, na ur babe We just dey practise how she go take dey kiss u.
7. a friend sees u in a supermarket then he/she asked: guy u come buy something ansa: Noo, I come barb hair.
8.U dey Wash?? ans: I just dey practice how to make foam..
9. this 1 wey u dress so u dey comot ans: Noo, I just wan dress go Sidon for toilet........
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