Below are the funniest ways to
breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend...
"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so
you're
capable of killing me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting
you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking and
you
are busy breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that has another
man's name on it, better go and find him
because it's over between us."
"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future
kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are still
cooking
chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!"
"I called you and you picked up immediately.
You
lack patience. I can't date someone who's not
patient."
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I told u to fry one egg and boil one egg, u fried d wrong egg and boil d wrong egg. Its over btw us.

I told u to buy me ewedu green color shirt, u went and buy me ugu green color. its over

I called your number, another woman picked it saying you are busy...... busy with her I guess.... its over between us

you saved my contact as "baby", so I'm a small boy to you shey?? ITS OVER!!!!

Lol..How can you tell me you're a Bayern Munich fan when you know i support Arsenal. So when you beat me, you'll say you're my husband ehn? Its over!

u put sugar in yam,so u want me 2 av diabetes abi,,its ova