Longevity is Appreciated and celebrated in many climes and culture both as a favour from God and a function of deliberate healthy practice.

Here in Igbide, a town in soko south local government of Delta State, it's a common sight to spot at least a septuagenarian or an octogenarian in any family compound you step into, hence you may not be wrong to conclude that longevity is gift to us in this part of the world, even if you are not an indigent person, so long you leave here longevity is your portion, not to mistake me, there are a few premature extinction, but they are not too common.

Now let me go straight to my purpose of writing, a customer of mine (Micahae-Initial name) who buys fancy and expensive glass tables from me was in my store today and as usual he wanted to buy something from me, but there was something not right about him, so i couldn't help but ask him what the problem was.

As usual i was expecting the normal "my wife is too stubborn and unyielding tales" but i was shocked when he said he had a problem, to which i quickly asked what that is, at first when he finished i had thought my ears were playing a funny joke on me not until he repeated himself, i know you are curious to know what he told me right?

In his words "I am a professional Coffin specialist/seller and theses days THERE IS NO MARKET". yes
that was what he said, now on a personal note i really had no consolation words for him, i told him to speak to his pastor to which he asked me, what kind of prayer would the pastor pray for me?

Now what Could he realy want when he says there is no market,and if you were his pastor what kind of prayer would you pray for him?

cc:lasticlala pls do the needfull.Thank you

Delta state?

No market noni...abi.

That's how my MD was telling us to pray that patients should be coming to our hospital ..

issorait...

the more deaths the more coffins people will buy and the more money the coffin sellers will make....so wen u pray for a coffin seller that there is going to be market what u are indirectly praying for is that people should continue to die more and more...

It either only Muslims are dying in that area or only Christians have stopped using his products.

he can engage in promos like buy two get one free or buy ten pay for six. Lol!

He has wife and children nau.... kill them and get your market on track if you're so desperate

Mtcheeeeew

Na slap that man need

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lol, make market dey o

He needs to learn to harness markets where the demand is high. There is this geographical region in Nigeria where he will not be able to keep up with demand, information is key!!!

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#My#Opinion

K

LoL... At Least some pastors are still praying for wicked uncles to die

oboi these 1 strong ooh.How do you expect the pastor to pray for people's death in other to boost your market.


I will tell him to be patient.
God time is the best

So bad

Sanmel:
That's how my MD was telling us to pray that patients should be coming to our hospital ..

are you kidding me?

lol as a professional coffin seller, he should get d service of a professional wizard also dat would b killing pple everyday nd by dat way, more coffin will bought.. op thank me leta

he should change profession if not you can advice him to market his wares to his immediate family to know how horrific it wld sound. charity dem say begins at your home/doorstep

dat he too can also be among dy customers in dy casket he is making some pple jst speak out of lack of brains

Hahaha

this ur question serious but the answer to the question dey with d person wey dey behind me just wait for am.

ok

lilslick:
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clefstone:
K

oluface:
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Bonapart:
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ikbnice:
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Princejebs:
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see them, don't you know by using short words to book space, you are reducing ur life span. Aby una wan use una selves revive the man's business?

He should ask his family members to patronize his business na.

Haha

Lmao

Its better to start building coffins for rats, mosquitoes and other animals...then form one kind superstition that you must bury them with coffin...make we see if customers no go come

he is not serious

Speechless

WOOOOW