Touching Stories:
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel
people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is
5. No matter how expensive
your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the
"p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to
be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
8. Ladies are wicked. They will
lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life!
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have
been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st
position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
13. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's
no female angel in the Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel,
na wash ooooo.
15. And if after reading this u
refuse to comment , devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your
head

Hmmmm....Nice one

interesting lol

.....and if you are the type that beg for comments, amadioha is busy singing in your belly

Girls still single @28, keep seeing whatsapp, Facebook, BBM, twitter & wechat as your carrier until your parents decide to put your name on jumia, OLX or Konga even super sports (dstv)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eJkNpNOxeg