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When You Seek For Advice In Naija And USA by Nobody: 8:32am On Oct 24, 2015
Lol just something to make to u laugh
Diff btw an AMERICAN Post & A NIGERIAN Post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New
York, I love my husband so much & I can do Anything
to please him... But
recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

AMERICAN COMMENTS:

*James silva : I think u need to talk to ur husband
because marriage is all
about communication.

*Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that. Have been
in ur shoes before, I
had to wake up & face the
fact that I am married.

*Michael paper : well just take ur mind from him and
make ur husband do
the things you like in his cousin.

NIGERIAN POST:

My name is Talatu, I stay in Abuja, married with a
kid,
I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What
should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

*Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?

*Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..
shame on u.

*Idris kunle : Any news about post utme?

*Toheeb sule : If u want to fall for me too, call my no
0708312455

*Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your
life, fall koor, stand nii

*Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger(pin mouth)

*Mallam Audu : Allah ya tsine miki anya keyar
musilma che kuwa? Allah ya
kyauta

*Bashir Bigboi: Gaskiya u r so cute pls Add me

*Amaka Achebe : You r a prostitute, u need
deliverance.

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Re: When You Seek For Advice In Naija And USA by nduprincekc(m): 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2015
oga u re truly'a naigeriana da kunle one iz most part of nigger type'''
Re: When You Seek For Advice In Naija And USA by Nobody: 7:16am On Oct 25, 2015
nduprincekc:
oga u re truly'a naigeriana da kunle one iz most part of nigger type'''
na so na.. Buh these set of people makes life in naija fun

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