See Gobe............ Please how will one convince
Naija police with this incident?

Police arrested you and collected your phone,
suddenly a text message came in saying “Abeg
if you dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets
make we take do night things ” how do you
explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks(Bullet). To make matters worst, your friend name na ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will u do to convince the Nigerian Policemen?
Candid advice needed here