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#nigeriawhere by FolabiCash: 4:23pm On Oct 25, 2015
I was just sitting down and thinking about Nigeria when this unique hashtag of Nigeria hit me. Now let's do this

#NigeriaWhere All the Toothpastes are Called MaClean
#NigeriaWhere All The Agberos and NURTW Workers wear Sandals
#NigeriaWhere All The Noodles are Called Indomie
#NigeriaWhere All Your Other Family relatives are called Cousins
#NigeriaWhere All the Alfas must be wicked
#NigeriaWhere All the Ashawos and runz girls use Tecno
#NigeriaWhere All Pastor daughters are always bad girls
#NigeriaWhere People borrow your pen in the bank and never return it
#NigeriaWhere Girls still ask where yu got their BBM pins from
#NigeriaWhere Nurse will wake yu up so yu could take sleeping pills
#NigeriaWhere Hausa Perfumes will actually give yu more body odor
#NigeriaWhere GEJ is Clueless and Buhari is a dullard
#NigeriaWhere All Sanitary pads are called Always

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Re: #nigeriawhere by coolebux(m): 4:27pm On Oct 25, 2015
#NigeriaWhere All medicines must be bitter to be effective
#NigeriaWhere All the skinny Hausa men are called abbokki while the fat ones are called Alhaji
#NigeriaWhere All igbos are labelled greedy while Yorubas are cowards
#NigeriaWhere All parents were brilliant during their school days

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