Laugh small ..... My chairman asked me to wait for him at Ostrich Bakery in Osogbo so i ordered for meat pie and Doughnut totaling₦250(something a gentleman like me can afford).
While eating & waiting, I noticed a rich man in agbada. About 50 secs later, a man went to this rich man & told him he lost his wife & he needs money...Immediately, the rich man gave him a cheque of 1 Million Naira out of pity. (wow! I was shocked).
Another man went in crying that he lost his father and needed money for burial..... this good rich man gave him a million naira cheque too (ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT).
I started to map out a good format in my mind so that I'll also receive my own 1 million...I summoned courage I approached the rich man. I told him I am an orphan and beg for a living (I was crying; shedding crocodile tears...) I was expecting this man to open his briefcase & give me a cheque too, suddenly I heard a noise "CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU cant INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"

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