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When A Movie bleeps U Up #NOLLYWOOD by christheair(m): 12:53pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount a gentleman can afford). While eating and waiting, I noticed a man in a flowing apparel (Agbada) walk in. About 50 seconds later, a man went to this man and told him he lost his wife and needed money to keep body and soul together. Immediately, the man gave him a million naira cheque out of pity (Wow! I was shocked). Another man went in crying and saying he lost his father and needed money 4 his burial, this good and benevolent man gave him a million naira cheque too! I told myself, "I can't be left out of this Bounty." I began cooking a story in my mind, a pitiful lie I'll also tell to receive my own N1 million. I summoned a little bit of courage and went to where the rich man was sitting. I told him I lost my grandfather and I needed money (I was crying hysterically). While I was expecting this man to open his briefcase and give me a cheque too, I suddenly heard a noise from behind me, "CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERRUPT OUR FILM." |
Re: When A Movie bleeps U Up #NOLLYWOOD by DuchessLily(f): 12:58pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: When A Movie bleeps U Up #NOLLYWOOD by deewhone(f): 1:11pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Lmao |
Re: When A Movie bleeps U Up #NOLLYWOOD by Swissheart(f): 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Lol |
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