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10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by damton(m): 7:00pm On Oct 28, 2015
1. You should not cry ever. You are not a humanbeing, you are a man. Emotions are not built for people like you.

2. If you don’t have a job get ready for your manlicense to be revoked.

3. Don’t attend a school reunion without your property and car on fleek because being broke is never an option.

4.You should never ask for help. A real man is always in control even though your life might befalling to pieces.

5.You must be responsible for your wife, children, her parents and siblings, your parents and siblings without complaining all on your 100k salary.

6. You are not allowed to earn less than your wife.

7.You must be a good leader and be financially astute just by virtue of being a man even though you haven’t got the faintest clue about any of those things.

8.You should never admit that you do not know how to do something. Are you not a man?

9.When there is a loss, you are not permitted to grieve. You must be strong for everyone else.

10. You are not expected to know how to cook or wash your own underwear. Prepare to be constantly infantalised.

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Re: 10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by dkronicle(m): 7:05pm On Oct 28, 2015
Strictly for Nigerian Men

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Re: 10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by lilmax(m): 7:24pm On Oct 28, 2015
Being broke is not an option cool
Re: 10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by tpiah11: 7:36pm On Oct 28, 2015
. If you don’t have a job get ready for your manlicense to be revoked.

how so?
Re: 10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by leke12(m): 1:41am On Oct 29, 2015
So true
Re: 10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by SAMBARRY: 7:06am On Oct 29, 2015
Mshewwww


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Re: 10 Things About Being A Man In Nigeria by Day169: 5:42am On Oct 30, 2015
Those words should be cast on stone tablets and strung around every (Nigerian ) man's heart!
A classic!

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