I woke up yesyerday morning i had about 140 naira on me home and abroad, in the afternoon i wanted to make small soup, entered the kitchen and i discovered i had half cup of egusi the one i had bought earlier, (i shouted tnk God). So in the afternoon i went to buy 100 naira pork meat, the one that has alot of pepper, when i came back, i was left with 40 naira, i had forgotten to buy Okpehe, i earlier wanted to buy some dried vegetable to spice up the egusi and pork soup, but the money was not enough, i was looking for 20 naira to add to the 40=60naira, so that the Okpehe= 10 naira& veg =50, that was when the evil deed happend, my phone started ringing, (my usual Orente ring tone) i saw the call, the person hide his number when i answered, i said who is this the person said its my friend from london, that i should guess who it was..... then my brain jst vibrate bros this one na SCAM oooo, i said ahhhhhh chukwudi na you, he stuvpidly said yes, i said i havent seen him in a while when is he coming, he said during xmas, i said ok ooo, i heard that his sista died, he got angry that its my own sista that died, i said i heard that motor jam his mother, he said na all my generation motor jam, then he ended the call.. I jst laughed, me wey de find person to borrow me 20 naira, dat idiott want come scam me oooo.

Kpele

Thank God for your Life

Thank God you didn't fall for the seasonal Criminals

Hahaha...I like d way u handle situations.

Focused,tactital,problem-solving and diplomatic.




....U nor tell am say fire catch their houe.lol

let me read

guy, this na old joke na, its on air everyday

lol, you be benue boy?

midehi2:
let me read

guy, this na old joke na, its on air everyday

brosss dis one no be joke ooo, na my own personal experience,, and pls i knw were to post a joke

smokescreen4:
lol, you be benue boy?

.........yap 100%.

yomi007k:
Hahaha...I like d way u handle situations.

Focused,tactital,problem-solving and diplomatic.




....U nor tell am say fire catch their houe.lol

hehehehehehe, abi, him lucky say him end the call.

chocolateme:
Kpele

.......my dear tnks jareee,

CharlyNick:
Thank God you didn't fall for the seasonal Criminals

......de guy no knw say for my account na cob webs and dust full their ooo, benue is very dry, but guys still de hustle

op for ur mind u b boss. make Ajebo catch u first

babasolo:
brosss dis one no be joke ooo, na my own personal experience,, and pls i knw were to post a joke

and who said am brosss hun

midehi2:

and who said am brosss hun

...
Thats your personal problem, i dont give a hoot to know who or what you are, get dat into ur head...and pls if u dont have anytin beta to type hold ur peace and save ur MB

midehi2:

and who said am brosss hun

Am suspecting u. U sound like brosss. Upload ur pix let's see plz

babasolo:
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Thats your personal problem, i dont give a hoot to know who or what you are, get dat into ur head...and pls if u dont have anytin beta to type hold ur peace and save ur MB

who be this olodo sef, oh you think am gonna battle words with you, sorry for you....mtcheeew

figo05:

Am suspecting u. U sound like brosss. Upload ur pix let's see plz

oh you among those quoting me as 'brosss...smh!

midehi2:

who be this olodo sef, oh you think am gonna battle words with you, sorry for you....mtcheeew

Hi

midehi2:

oh you among those quoting me as 'brosss...smh!

Just saying nau. As av never seen ur pix b4

midehi2:

who be this olodo sef, oh you think am gonna battle words with you, sorry for you....mtcheeew

kpele oooo, take heart, pls stay out of this olodo's lane.

sameer1212:
Hi

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