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Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by kayceey(m): 11:21am On Jun 30, 2011
the patient dog eats the fattest bone, no be 4 bone wey remain one.
he who finds a wife finds a good thing, no be 4 person wey marry ashawo.
cut your cloth according to your size, no be 4 were material no dey.
the first shall be the last and the last shall be the first, no be betewwn beetle and hummer.
slow and steady wins the race, no be 4 100 metres.
getting better, no be 4 person wey get HIV.
he who fights and run away, na fear dey catch am grin
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by kevin002: 10:57am On Jan 24, 2012
funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by SOUNDKING: 11:01pm On Jul 12, 2014
I feed my child shit, what on earth will you show of to irritate him...
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Nobody: 2:17am On Aug 14, 2014
I miss the joke sections....Pls we need constant posting. Nairaland has gone downhill. Smah
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by olatunjithomas(m): 12:55pm On Jan 19, 2016
tytylayor:
He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.

5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!!
yakakakakakakaka.....ahhhhhhhh...funny bone
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by mies1: 7:38am On Aug 28, 2016
Hey dis is good!

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Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by kabiru82(m): 10:57pm On Aug 31, 2017
lol shocked shocked shocked shocked[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Nobody: 5:22pm On Nov 15, 2017
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My friend has lost his appetite for 3days

Honestly, Africans don't have time to rest, even after death they work as ancestors

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My friend is Jobless and his Employed Girlfriend told him..."This Relationship is not Working,Just like you!!
My friend has lost his appetite for 3days nowHonestly, Africans don't have time to rest, even after death they work as ancestors

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Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by harmhyknow(m): 2:30pm On Mar 15, 2018
Lol grin
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by jbblues24(m): 11:04am On May 31, 2019
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air. cheesy
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Icezikagu(m): 8:24pm On May 29, 2020
tytylayor:
He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.

5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!! 
tytylayor:
He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am. 

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother. 

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am. 

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest. 

5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear. 

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem. 

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that. 

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. 

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff. 

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane. 

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am. 

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat. 

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!!
tytylayor:
He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.

5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!!
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by DataDash: 4:42am On May 30, 2020
We Uber drivers never know whom we’re going to end up with as a passenger. One day, I was driving over a new bridge, the design of which was very confusing. Completely confounded, I muttered, “I’d love to meet the genius who designed this mess.” With that, my passenger extended his hand in my direction and said, “Well, today is your lucky day. My name is Mike, I work for the county engineer’s office, and I’m the genius who designed this!” Surprisingly, he still gave me a tip.
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Ameboclassiq(m): 11:48am On May 30, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yMny4oUA3U
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Drastical(m): 7:24am On Jun 24, 2020
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Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Believesamson(m): 1:14pm On Jun 27, 2020
cheesy:D1.He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.

5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!!

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Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Princecena1(m): 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2021
Lolzz u guys are funny sha pls keep it up, its amazing
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by ayodele814: 6:08am On Sep 01, 2021
cheesy
Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by Opus001: 10:12am On Oct 14, 2022
Notin concern agbero with ova load, no be money im carry
no food for lazy man, no be for person wey im mama get resturant
pikin wey im mama dey share food for occassion no dey hustle for food
no body for family nai make dem name dog monday

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