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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 7:43am On Oct 31, 2015
quite interesting that some people live and breathe Yoruba. without the people from the South "waste" some people will have no life at all.

it is even more hilarious that the people pointing out some others' grammatical blunder can't write a simple essay themselves.

"continuu". when people from the south "waste" flood here now to flog the living daylight out of you, you will open your gutter mouth and start shouting persecution. awon omo irankiran. keep it up.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 7:43am On Oct 31, 2015
Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.
Mr "Surveyor", even your "corper" is not an English word. It seems U are also guilty of the grammatical errors. If you have the interest, it is correct to say a "Corp member" and not a corper.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Ninilowo(m): 7:43am On Oct 31, 2015
Abi he wanted to type CHAMP as in champion ni? That's why it is always good to read, read and re-read before posting at times. I pity the guy sha

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by HARRYzbrown(m): 7:44am On Oct 31, 2015
patrickmuf:
They're s so many idiots on this platform, just read through the comments and wish death could be a tad selective...
juman:
It was just a little mistake.

He meant "Am now at camp, Thanks u God"

He missed just "t". instead of "at", he wrote "a".

He did not re-read it well before he posted it. It can happen to anybody.
patrickmuf:
They're s so many idiots on this platform, just read through the comments and wish death could be a tad selective...
juman:
It was just a little mistake.

He meant "Am now at camp, Thanks u God"

He missed just "t". instead of "at", he wrote "a".

He did not re-read it well before he posted it. It can happen to anybody.
defendant!!! U must v graduated from a law school

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by dewaskillz: 7:44am On Oct 31, 2015
Don't know when we will all stop this tribal war in here.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Orikinla(m): 7:45am On Oct 31, 2015
basilo101:
Lol, free education is a curse
. But this one looks sexy. I will teach her English grammar in exchange for safe sex.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by ibkgab001: 7:45am On Oct 31, 2015
He must have graduated from polytechnic of orubebe in hamioma waste local government of anambra state

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by hotgunz(m): 7:46am On Oct 31, 2015
klbakare:
He must have finished from a polytechnic
see first class mu.mu

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by marlockj: 7:47am On Oct 31, 2015
Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?


Funny Enuf this are Ppl who Hv long legs,while those who shout abt how Dey knw English remain in farm.

This Ppl r future politicians, remember our former president wife.

Evn our present president still has problem with English, while does who carry English on deir head,are does shouting govern us well.

Take example tubaba Whr is he Nw,he does Nt knw English yet Bastardly rich.

Musa a Nigerian footballer struggle with English, yet Whr is he.

Is Nt by English or by Hw good u r as a graduate.

U see those Ppl Dey write xams n Dey Pass,ask ur sef Hw did d lecturers mark deir script.

Sum tym ago we saw confirm thugs,chanting deir thugs sounds in rivers state Huz.that shows Dat one of their member was in Huz And he needed deir support.then Whr are does who got 1st class etc.

A police officer or force was aired on channels TV,Whr he said www.blah blah Dats all. How did he climb to Dat high position. If he was Nt aired on channels how will we knw Dat such Ppl r deir.

Am Nt Evn talking about edo state teacher who was caught by his governor, a woman who can read.


Nigeria with long legs u r deir. 1St class or fail.

Look @ ministers that Whr confirmed, we Hv clean 1st class Ppl And Ppl with Enuf portfolio Dat can be fit in different positions as a minister in Nigeria.by does who Hv long legs Whr picked.this Ppl Hv no knowledge of this areas. Is Nt by sayin am a PDP AM APC. Tell used the truth.




U see Ppl Lik this Dey will succeed in lif Weda by hook or by crook.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Nobody: 7:48am On Oct 31, 2015
I don't think I should comment because I did receive some insult from Nairalanders for this kind of error too.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by haydiamond(f): 7:48am On Oct 31, 2015
PvtParts:
A product of Osun State board of Education
Meaning?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by ready2learn: 7:49am On Oct 31, 2015
"Am now @ camp. Thank u God." Give him a break.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by hotgunz(m): 7:49am On Oct 31, 2015
HARRYzbrown:
defendant!!! U must v graduated from a law school
d guy s right any of us could make it, even all of us.... Jst missin "t" s nt a big deal.... And d ediot dat post ds s busy searchin for people mistake instead of correctin it.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by ojuu4u(m): 7:50am On Oct 31, 2015
[quote author=klbakare post=39534169]He 'must' have "finished" from a polytechnic



Instead of 'He might have graduated from a polytechnic.' Yet you are a critic.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by j4sure(m): 7:50am On Oct 31, 2015
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Osahon7:
Smh.! Is this person employable?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Chekyjustice(m): 7:52am On Oct 31, 2015
Gguy4real:
I don't blame you guys..how many easterner or northerner or southerner that can compete with westerner in term of education stupid people sha...because the guy do little mistake see yeye people don dey shout and cry say na westerner so igbo people no fit do mistake abi useless people



Mr Westerner, learn to use punctuation to make more understandable ur statement

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Intendy: 7:52am On Oct 31, 2015
egift:
1. The problem is not that he made a mistake, but hm not correcting it.
2. I can also see many here who are mocking him, committing even a bigger blunder in their write-ups than the one they are mocking.
just leave them.
like say 2face sabi speak good English b4.
some people think that they know it all....

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by klbakare(m): 7:52am On Oct 31, 2015
hotgunz:
see first class mu.mu

i dropped the comment with an open mind oo. I didn't know a lot of you will be pained. I mean no insults.

#kpele, ma ke#
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by lapulgaatomica(m): 7:52am On Oct 31, 2015
SEUN you need to do something about these tribalism.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by tonytony208(m): 7:53am On Oct 31, 2015
Osahon7:
Yea! western Graduates are always guilty of this! There was this caption of a western female Corp Member I saw the oda day! It was a Shame!

That does not remove the curse on Igbo land that makes your land filled with gully erosion.

It does not remove the curse on Igbo's that make you leave your home underdevelop, but develop other people's homes.

It does not remove the curse that makes Igbo's call one another OSUs.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by tolexy007(m): 7:53am On Oct 31, 2015
klbakare:
He must have finished from a polytechnic
Now I know, Common sense is Not Common...

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by hotgunz(m): 7:53am On Oct 31, 2015
irahub:

Mr "Surveyor", even your "corper" is not an English word. It seems U are also guilty of the grammatical errors. If you have the interest, it is correct to say a "Corp member" and not a corper.
English prof we re in nigeria dat s d way we call our tin, if u wan english word go to oxford or Harvard.....

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Matthew4sure(m): 7:54am On Oct 31, 2015
abeg the boy want to use it to popular everybody now comment about him now.
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Ojestas(m): 7:55am On Oct 31, 2015
irahub:

Mr "Surveyor", even your "corper" is not an English word. It seems U are also guilty of the grammatical errors. If you have the interest, it is correct to say a "Corp member" and not a corper.
Thank you for that,Mr. . We ain't talking about a word being in the dictionary or not. . I know that too. literally,there's nothing like Corper but Copper means another thing entirely.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by Reader530(m): 7:56am On Oct 31, 2015
You are hundred percent correct. We all know education and knowledge is a self development. Statistically Federal Poly students do better than University students, State poly do better than state university students.

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by klbakare(m): 7:56am On Oct 31, 2015
[quote author=ojuu4u post=39538239][/quote]

My dear friend, you are wrong again, and i am right. Your grammar is terrible! I am sure you are a polytechnic graduate too.

You guys are just rushing at me like an insane bull
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by hotgunz(m): 7:56am On Oct 31, 2015
klbakare:


i dropped the comment with an open mind oo. I didn't know a lot of you will be pained. I mean no insults.

#kpele, ma ke#
it shows hw childish ur mind s, u sef kpele #grow up

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by tonytony208(m): 7:56am On Oct 31, 2015
emmalexabl:
He obviously had the SOPHISTICATED kind of education... grin

Yet, your better English in your part of the world doesn't make your region better.

Gully erosion is the order of the day, aba is still the dirtiest city in Nigeria. Igbo's are still politically backward.

So, how has your better English bettered your life?

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by adedayourt(m): 7:57am On Oct 31, 2015
undecided

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Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by chocolateme(f): 7:57am On Oct 31, 2015
uwa1:
Sometyms we need to show some understanding... It might jst be an unknown error to him... Some few letters will make it correct... So let's jst try and be understanding .
ABI OO?

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, I THINK WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO WRITE BUT MISSED A LETTER IN IT IS "CHAMP" MEANING "CHAMPION"
But I wonder if I understand myself sef.. What has "CHAMPION" got to do with NYSC?
Re: Chai!Nigerian Graduate Indeed (PICS) by femi4: 7:58am On Oct 31, 2015
Stephanie75:
The fact still remains that not all 'GRADUATES' are employable.
And those that are employable are not getting jobs. The percentage of the latter is higher

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