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Now it’s fun time. All work no play makes Jack a dull boy
Lemme keep the ball rolling
1. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you always tick green in ur bet slip and to the last and find out the last game cut becus of 1 goal.
2. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves If after paying for hotel room, your the lady tells you that she’s doing menstruation
3. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a lady and you are“team-no-s*x-before-marriage”, only to find out that your husband is an impotent on your wedding night
4. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you tune down the volume of your television just because you want to read text message
5. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you somebody bash you on Nairaland and you reported to the moderators, only for the moderator to ban you and free the bashee
6. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a graduate and a secondary school boy snatches your babe
7. The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you travel all the way from Lagos to Zamfara for the sole purpose to bleeping, only to involve in a road accident at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway
8. The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you boast to a lady that you are a profession in bed, only to climax after one minute
9. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are graduate and your mom still helps to woo a lady on your behalf
10.The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselvesIf after spending huge amount of money and time on a lady and she came to visit and your joystick refused to erect.
11.The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you forgot the course you studied at a job interview

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funny though but seriously pointing out some points

laff wan restore my virginity