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I Just Can't Take That Chance." by DONFASZY(m): 6:23pm On May 14, 2009 |
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150." The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." |
Re: I Just Can't Take That Chance." by DONFASZY(m): 9:51am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Re: I Just Can't Take That Chance." by ennniy(f): 2:41pm On Jan 01, 2010 |
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