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| Things We Did While Growing Up by sybarite7(m): 10:36am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Heeeii, oya swear! ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter(Leke leke give me anoda Finger) - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.GOOD OLD DAYS |
| Re: Things We Did While Growing Up by Deboxoxo(m): 10:40am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Lols.... Naso ooo @op In addition to the post For wrestling lovers, swear if you didn't 5t wresting on the bed or anywhere with yr frnd or brother For film lovers, swear if you neva practice the action part in movies by using stick to do gun and ur mouth go dae sound lyk gbo, gba Oya swear if you neva do mumy and daddy |
| Re: Things We Did While Growing Up by Favparis(f): 10:41am On Nov 10, 2015 |
That's true |
| Re: Things We Did While Growing Up by afeese: 6:54pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
You are indeed very correct bro, in addition, did you also swim in burrow pit, and do some acrobatics and somersault s  Gud old days. Thumps up!!! |
| Re: Things We Did While Growing Up by charijee(f): 11:00pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Op your head dey there  For the ladies, if you didn't play 'oga'..... If you didn't cook soup with tomato can.....  then you need to rewind |
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