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Marriage Counseling by vizion: 3:51pm On Nov 01, 2005
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" The wife began talking describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "'Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Mondays and Thursdays."
Re: Marriage Counseling by bagoma(f): 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2005
stupid husband. the counsellor means you should kiss ur wife passionately at least twice weekly not hand her over to him. some men are so dumb! lipsrsealed angry
Re: Marriage Counseling by Seun(m): 8:30pm On Nov 01, 2005
That's the joke. The man is not so smart! grin
Re: Marriage Counseling by fabian(f): 2:15pm On Nov 08, 2005
Duh! The man is so DUMB!
Re: Marriage Counseling by actoor(m): 4:35pm On Apr 02, 2008
cool
Re: Marriage Counseling by tjtj1(m): 5:04pm On Apr 02, 2008
lmao
Re: Marriage Counseling by TOYOSI20(f): 9:27pm On Apr 03, 2008
Nice 1
Re: Marriage Counseling by WebMonk(m): 10:10pm On Apr 03, 2008
sheee-eit! lmao
Re: Marriage Counseling by Lolabbey: 10:18am On Apr 04, 2008
posted b4 bt stil kept me lmao grin grin grin

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